Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Zackirus]

Wish Granted. They don't even make wishes even more (I mean what is the point of a non-ambiguous wish) and this game stops. We all get sad and this forum ends. Great job algebra

I wish that Presentiment or any of his alter-egos would not come back to this forum

[algebra15]

Granted, they would not, but they don't anyway.

I wish people wouldn't make 100% of the corruptions lethal.

[Duskling]

Granted, now it's only 99%.

I wish for something that started with a "G."

[Cypher]

Fulfilled. Oh, wait, no, it wasn't.

I wish I knew what shapoopi meant.

[algebra15]

A cross between shampoo and.... never mind. Now you know, but wrong.

I wish I wasn't able to predict what people said.

[Cypher]

Granted. Oh, wait, no, you weren't able to in the first place.

I wish more people were online.

[algebra15]

Granted, the server crashes.

ERROR 0052: Server Error 4758 not available.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, nothing happened.

I wish that Algebra 15 would post a wish next time.

[MikeW781]

Wish granted, but it is an EPIC wish, and i corrupt it. You become depressed that you missed it, and kill yourself.

I wish my plans with friends didn't fall through as often as not.

[Duskling]

Granted, they di-- error... rebooting. Due to a system error, this wish resulted in the deaths of your friends.

I wish for a boot.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, you got the boot, (fired).

I wish for no more spelling errors

[Duskling]

Granetd... oops.

I wish for sour candy.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, another sour candy eats it. Yes they do that.

[Duskling]

Granted, TAZER THE CAT!

I wish that people would not forget to post wishes.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, you are a hypocrite.

I wish for fish.