Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Bromtaghon]

Granted, they are poisoned, mouldy and mutant.

I wish for my 11:11 wish to come true.

[Duskling]

Granted, but someone screwed up on whatever it was, so then it turned into 9/11.

I wish for cake.

[Steel Ersatz Man]

Wish granted but it's a magic cake that's always just out of your reach so it's always there tantalisingly for the rest of your life.

(Sorry Steelfist)

I wish I could control people's mind whenever (and ifever) I want to. Also, I can break my mind control on a person easily.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted.

I wish.

[algebra15]

Granted, but I corrupt.

I wish people weren't so violently oriented; then we could sort things out peacefully, with lots of money involved.

[Duskling]

Granted, where's my cash?

I wish for a teaspoon of crushed red pepper.

[algebra15]

Granted, but when you eat it your eyes fall out.

I wish for a cuddly cat (You are not allowed to hurt the cat with the corruption).

[Duskling]

Granted, but you live in Soviet Russia, so it owns you!

I wish for a pizza with the crushed red peppers on it.

[torugo]

wish granted but the pizza was crushed to.
i wish i had a stick of dynamite

[Duskling]

Granted, you mistaked it for a carrot and ate it.

I wish for a Two Guys from Italy pizza.

[Bromtaghon]

Granted, but the Italians sue you for cannabalism.

I wish I knew the secret of KZ's pro awesomeness.

[Duskling]

Granted, it blew you away. Literally.

I wish hat I knew how to make my images bigger.

[Bromtaghon]

Granted, they fill your entire screen and you can never play Telepath again.
I wish I knew why five guests are viewing Ashely01's profile, seeing as she has no posts and hasn't been active for the 23 days she's been a member... it's because she has a picture of a girl as her avvy, isn't it?

[Duskling]

Granted, but I'll tell you later.

I wish for new knowledge.

[Cypher]

Granted, but your brain becomes so full of knowledge it gives you a massive headache then explodes

I wish more people played 'king of the hill'.