Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Bromtaghon]

Granted, another stingray.  (You didn't wish to have it.)

I ws i hdd i nt' hv ae  dys le  xa   i.

[Duskling]

Granted, you have H1N1.

I wish I had a stingray.

[Bromtaghon]

Granted, the nameless one kitty sues you.

I wish KZ was on to tell me some useful advice about beating TPA2 solo.

[Duskling]

Granted, he could've, but he didn't.

I wish for chili.

[torugo]

wish granted but it wasnt even hot

i wish my pheonix would set the neighbors house on fire and i not get arrested for it

[Duskling]

Granted, but your phoenix did.

I wish that I could have bailed the phoenix out... but didn't.

[Bromtaghon]

Granted, you could have and you didn't, torugo gets mad and you're forced to kill him, you get arrested.

I wish that I could bail Duskie out... but don't.

[Duskling]

Granted, this "Duskie" breaks out of jail and murders you in your sleep.

I wish that I didn't have minor ismonia.

[Bromtaghon]

Granted, you have nightmares.

I wish Duskling would accept the name Duskie.

[Duskling]

Granted, I accept it for my parakeet.

I wish that I was more clever than I already am.

[Bromtaghon]

Granted, but my worst enemy has an IQ of 5000 and outwits you.

I wish Duskie the Parakeet would answer nature's call on his/her owner's head.

[Duskling]

Granted, I gave him to you for the weekend, though.

I wish I knew what my I.Q. was.

[Bromtaghon]

Granted, you're too stupid to understand what 2 means.

I wish that I didn't have to see 90210... every time I stepped on the scale.

[Duskling]

Granted, you didn't have to, but you did anyway.

I wish that Bromtaghon had to see 90210... every time he stepped on a scale.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, now he's interested in  calculus.

I wish that I had a parakeet.