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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #795 on: June 26, 2010, 05:27:22 PM »
Wish granted. The dustlings kill you.

I wish to own everything, including all currency.

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« Reply #796 on: June 26, 2010, 05:36:30 PM »
Granted, you own everything, but then you get pwned (anyone get that one?).

I wish to be an indestructible Geth.

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« Reply #797 on: June 26, 2010, 05:46:09 PM »
You are indestructible! You are also locked in an indestructable cage with no way out, in the center of a sun.

I wish to be a chicken.

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« Reply #798 on: June 26, 2010, 06:32:09 PM »
Granted, you are then put into stir fry no matter how much you cowered.

I wish for civillization to end.

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« Reply #799 on: June 26, 2010, 07:36:58 PM »
Granted. Since you're the only person that has no degree of civility, you are all alone.
(I don't mean that)

I wish for 26 hrs. in the day.
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #800 on: June 26, 2010, 07:49:05 PM »
Granted, you are killed in 21.

I wish for Cheetos.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #801 on: June 26, 2010, 07:50:48 PM »
Granted. They are really phoenices, and they BBQ'd you.

I wish for a pizza with black olives, onions, and green peppers. Hold the mushrooms.
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!

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« Reply #802 on: June 26, 2010, 07:53:43 PM »
Granted, I held the mushrooms... over your open mouth.

I wish that I would stop laughing at your reaction.

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« Reply #803 on: June 26, 2010, 07:55:33 PM »
Granted, but you forget to breathe. Paramedics must come. You'll be fine, but you never risk laughing again.

I wish for 16-month year.
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #804 on: June 26, 2010, 08:22:14 PM »
Granted, but you are killed in 21 hours.

I wish for Mass Effect 2.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #805 on: June 26, 2010, 08:42:53 PM »
Granted, but someone swithed you words, so there were 2 mass effects.

I wish I weren't killed.
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #806 on: June 26, 2010, 10:04:46 PM »
Granted, but you are in a coma.

I wish for this wish to be granted.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #807 on: June 27, 2010, 12:54:08 AM »
Wish granted. Since you didn't specify the actual wish, I decide to wish for you. You are trapped in a concrete room, with water rising slowly. . .

I wish to be gloom.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #808 on: June 27, 2010, 08:45:39 AM »
Granted, but you turned so gloomy you could not be out in the sun, like a vampire, only worse.

I wish for crab people to rule the world.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #809 on: June 27, 2010, 08:49:15 AM »
Wish granted. They kill you, and worship me.

I wish to be divine.