Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Duskling]

Granted, but it eats you. Yes, they do that.

I wish for a bakery.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

granted, it contains yellow cake (uranium)

I wish for USA not to have lost to Ghana.

[Duskling]

Granted, it lost to East Timor.

I wish for hypocrisy to reign supreme.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted I hate USA.

I wish that you understood that I meant the world cup.

[Zackirus]

Wish granted. But he still doesn't care

I wish that Canada was the best in hockey (always)

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted they still are and always will be.

I wish for a teddy stingray.

[Zackirus]

YAY!

Wish Granted. It stings you and you die

I wish that I had some maple syrup that wasn't going to harm me or anything close or around me

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, another syrup eats it. Yes they do that.

I wish for

[Zackirus]

Wish Granted. You get nothing

I wish that I never extisted

[The Holy namelesskitty]

wish granted, Oh NOOOOOO.

I wish Zackirus existed.

[Zackirus]

The world is better place and everyone is happy nice wish kitty

I wish that I could fly well

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, but you didn't.

I wish that duskling picked on USA.

[Zackirus]

Wish Granted. The games ends quicker

I wish that I could design the next World Dom game!

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Wish granted, wait I can't decide that.

I wish for nothing bad to happen, I also wish for a turkey sandwich

[Duskling]

Granted, do you want rust on that turkey? Oh wait, I'm sorry, that's not a choice.

I wish that namelesskitty's sandwich contained 100% fake turkey.