Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[cyso]

Wish granted. You make a wish, and it gets corrupted. You die.
I wish I had a rocket.

[hellboy222]

wish granted, it flies you into the sun

I wish I could learn as3 faster

[cyso]

Wish granted. AS3 becomes outdated.
I wish my wishes wouldn't backfire.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. Now they frontfire: they get corrupted before you wish them.

I wish it was wise for me to stay around here for another hour.

[hellboy222]

wish granted, the site crashes for the hour it would be wise for you to be on

I wish I wasn't sick

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. Now you're a stick!

I wish I knew how to use the telephone.

[cyso]

Wish granted. Telephones become outdated in two days.
I wish I could go to Georgia Tech for free.

[hellboy222]

wish granted, you go there and be the janitor for free.

I wish I knew a different language.

[Mopman]

Wish granted. It's gibberish! You only know gibberish.

I wish every regular from the old forums would go to the new ones.

[cyso]

Wish granted. They put you down every time you make a suggestion.
I wish I could visit Area 51.

[Zhampir]

Wish granted. It's actually an empty warehouse in the middle of nowhere, all the equipment was transferred just before your arrival.

I wish I had something to do this weekend.

[hellboy222]

wish granted, this weekend you are to be tortured by having to watch barney for 48 hours straight.

I wish zhampir wasn't going to be tortured.

[cyso]

Wish granted. You get tortured instead of him.
I wish I could fly a SR-71 (and not crash).

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You're a fly inside a flying SR-71.

I wish I was able to use my time better.

[cyso]

Wish granted. You manage your time so well, you manage to cram your schedule with a million things. You live your life under tons of pressure.
I wish everyone who died as a result of this thread was revived.