Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You think you know everything.

I wish for my writers block to vanish.

[.:Light-God:.]

Granted. But a "Writer's Block" falls on you instead of you having Writer's Block  :D

I wish for One.

[Duskling]

Granted, you get one atom bomb to fall on your house. >:)

I wish for someone to send me an insignia or two.

[bugfartboy]

Granted but you lose them due to a virus attached to them.

I wish my new braces didn't feel funny.

[Duskling]

Granted, instead they bring searing pain to your teeth, and make your gums itch all the time.

I wish I was more mature.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You're dead.

I wish for a better avatar then I have now.

[Duskling]

Granted, the only avatar better is no avatar at all. :P

I wish I didn't have to wish in this game.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You die. (Im in a killing mood)

I wish my bug avatar would come to life.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

granted, the world's worst stinkbug decides to live in your hair.

I wish for you not to kill me.

[Cypher]

I torture you instead. Eternally.

I wish for a giant dangerous sword that could fall on me and kill me but that doesn't.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. It does.

I wish for tazer. (Yes... the pain... it hurts so ... GOOD!)

[The Holy namelesskitty]

But you tazer the cat and are horrified at what you have done and tazer yourself to death.

I wish to be spared from the tazer.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. But not from the pit of cat-hating sharks that eat your SOUL.

[5 seconds later]

:'(

I wish for an immortal soul. That would be nice.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. I steal it. (You already have one.)

I wish for...

[Steelfist]

Wish granted . . .

I wish for a carrot, that nobody eats, and will bring me wealth.