Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Chrono]

Granted, but your account gets hacked.

I wish for more wishes.

[HeadShot]

Granted. They do, but you say, "It tasted like P00P! Imma kill tha person who made this"!

I wish that every Presentimation account is 

EDIT: Dang. Chrono Posted Faster.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But you spelled his name wrong. So he gets off scot free.

I wish for Invader Zim.

[TheWanderingShadow]

Granted. He comes, but on the gigantic ancient spaceship that is Mercury rolling over the Earth.

I wish I could have a PSP.

[HeadShot]

Granted. I steal it back.  :D

I wish I owned everything in the world, and I MEAN EVERYTHING!

[Chrono]

Granted. Everyone kills you for owning them. That includes me.

I wish I could ban HS for making me get tired of his

so quickly.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But you get a somewhat crappy lame avatar too.
No offense at all intended to HeadShot.

I wish for today's show to be brought to you by the letter "~".

[Chrono]

Granted. Today's show is "~~~~~~~" and you can't tell what it is. You give up and change the channel.

I wish I could animate picture signatures by myself.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But no one likes them.

I wish the best towards (I'm not gonna say who unless he gives his permission.)

[Chrono]

Granted. He drains all of your luck and you fall into a drain, causing your fire to die out.

I wish I had a shock gun (not a taser)

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But it's faulty to the point that it shocks/overloads any robot holding/near it.

I wish for toast. I'm hungry at 10:57 pm of all times!

[Idozen Cair]

Granted but you overtoast the bread and burn it, making it inedible.
I wish to have a thousand wishes.

[HeadShot]

Granted. I take 999 of your wishes.

I wish to be 1337.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You get banned.

I wish for moolps.

[HeadShot]

Granted. You died.

I wish I had more kittens.