Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But you're hated but liked. By cats.

I wish for KotH peace. With me as it's only invincible, unkillable, unmaimable, immortal, and unchanging ruler.

[HeadShot]

Granted. It happens But I kill you on your birthday.

I wish Fyer would stop Flaming.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But you start.

Do we really need to go there again?

I wish for for-um-peace.

[Chrono]

Granted. But then you get dragged into a real-life war.

I wish I could win in the Liar Game.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But no one knows or cares about it.

What is it?

I wish for more people to play "Zombie Cafe".

[ArtDrake]

Granted. But then they all start playing the as-yet-unreleased Maelstrom.

I wish I had gotten the Fyer - Flaming joke earlier.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted, but you get really dissapointed since it wasn't funny and not worth the wish.

I wish for my very own genie who will do whatever I say, and not harm me by any means.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. But one day you ask to have gotten a 100 on your maths test, when you only got a 85, and the genie makes your answers correct, and that parallel universe is destroyed.

I wish for pizza.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But it's for me. And I eat it.

I wish for skebdnxiwmsnddudksnsnehdkalwpwnebdnskapznxnc.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. it's a horrible disease, which makes you have babies all the time. Grats, it's a boy!

I wish that Salo (a town) was closer to Helsinki (another town)

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Salo is now 3 feet underneath Helsinki. Way to go. You killed a bunch of people.

I wish King of Thine Hill had more than two posts.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. Bots took over the thread.

I wish that I hadn't just killed a bunch of people with that wish.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead you killed a lot of people with that wish.

I wish for the giant marshmallow of the 1337 to have crushed the mods. (Reference to a proposed reason for their absence in "Where's KZ" or some similar thread.

[cyso]

Granted. The giant marshmallow wants to crush some more mods. Craig makes you a mod. You get crushed.
I wish to have $10,000 dollars of non-stolen, non-fake, American dollars.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But you get put in prison for the rest of your life because you printed them illegally at home.

I wish that the giant marshmallow wouldn't crush me but Craig still made me a mod. What would happen?