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Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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TheWanderingShadow

Granted. You become depressed and want to forget everything in your past...

I wish I could get the Hero's hair to look right. grrr...
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Chrono

Granted. Now his eyes don't look right.

I wish I could find more things to talk about.
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Ertxiem

Wish granted. You now can find more things to talk about, however, nobody else wants to talk with you anymore.

I wish the boring stuff that I have to do took less time to be done.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

Duskling

#1908
Granted, but the fun stuff now takes even less time.

I wish for a pie to land in my face, regardless what flavor or when.

cyso

Granted. It's a rock flavored pie, made of rocks, and it lands in your face. See, it would have landed on your face, but it landed at about 700 miles per seconds, so it ended up in your face. You die.
I wish Duskling wasn't dead.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

Anyone want to find the rest of the words?

ArtDrake

[spoiler=my response to previous]Granted. It's.... the kind that doesn't have an "E".

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I wish for the constant that's about equal to .57. Can someone help me out here?[/spoiler]

Granted. He is now a zombie and a necrophage. We all are!

I wish for a better marketing strategy.

cyso

Granted. Unfortunately, your competition steals your strategy and uses it to great effect before you can. You go bankrupt.
I wish we weren't all zombies.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

Anyone want to find the rest of the words?

ArtDrake

No, we're all necrophages. We eat dead things.

I wish I had more time in my day.

Chrono

Granted. You have less time at night.

I wish I had a blood pack...
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Idozen Cair

You grip it too tightly and it bursts, leaving you drenched in blood and surrounded in fleas and mosquitos.

I wish for bad grammar.
I doesn't care, do I?

Steelfist

Wish granted. You have truly appalling grammar, and use it on the forums. Decent, grammar loving people flee from your terrible sentences, abandoning the forums. This causes it to become an internet-troll haven, destroying the forums utterly.

I wish for KZ to come back.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. KZ comes back but everyone else leaves. (Sorry for that, KZ.)

I wish I didn't have to go to the bathroom.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

Chrono

Granted. You become really unhealthy because you are unable to get rid of your waste.

I wish I was physically fit.
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Steelfist

Wish granted. You become mentally unfit.

I wish for a rock to fall onto The Dead Cow.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. However, the rock is My Hill... mmm wait! It's the wrong game... mmm... or perhaps not...

I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
(Since I was not around here a couple of months ago, it's the best I can do... :P )
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.