Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Now you're pregnant, and as a result, you can't hurry anywhere.

I wish for a meatless tofu sandwich.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But they accidentally mixed up the meat and tofu. That really has meat.

I wish that Ert's dead cow baby was alive?

[ArtDrake]

Yes.

I wish for a 8)

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But I steal it.

I wish that Ert's baby wasn't alive.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Way to kill a dead cow.

I wish for a red balloon.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But I pop it.

I wish the pie couldn't talk.

[ArtDrake]

It couldn't. But then, someone wished....

I wish for a blue, pin-proof baloon.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. I swallow it whole.

Iwishthattherewerespacesinthissentence.

[Idozen Cair]

Granted. Now there's too much space in that sentence.

I wish for ice-cream.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. It's mine.

I wish for cheese.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. However, it is filled with mice.

I wish for an healthy dead calf when I give birth. :P

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But then a meat lover steals it and uses it to clone his own army of dead cow clones for him to grind up into hamburgers.

I wish that the mice would get out of my cheese.

[Ertxiem]

You're a mean person, Bugfartboy. Sending someone to eat my baby dead cow. :(

Wish granted. The cheese got in the mice, i.e., the mice eat all the cheese. After that, they go away eat some other stuff in your house.

I wish that the cake wasn't a lie.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. It's absolute truth. Did you notice that it got dark all of the sudden? It ate you. And your dead cow baby.

I wish that the mice would eat the cake and free Ert and his dead cow baby.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Ert is mildly upset at you, Buggy. Appoximately as upset as would he be if you tipped the dead cow.

I wish for cat ressurection.