Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[bugfartboy]

Granted. It's battle for DeagonX. You eventually get ripped to shreds. We all celebrate. In a sad manner. Of joy!!! :D

I wish that the bedbugs would leave me alone. Normally they just bite people. But to farting bugboys they whisper mean things.

[Deagonx]

Granted, the bedbugs leave you alone... The hornets however, well they are just getting started.

[Ertxiem]

Granted, but only during the times they arent smacking him.

I wish for World War 3!

Wish granted. It's a nuclear war and the Earth is annihilated 5 times. Unfortunately we'll never be able to play TSoG. :'(

Granted, the bedbugs leave you alone... The hornets however, well they are just getting started.

Mmm... granted? You have hornets on your bedroom... lots of them.

I wish to be smacked on the head again! :P

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But I accidentally hit the delete button. Aww. Now we have no more Ert.

I wish that I couldn't ever stop talking.

[Deagonx]

ERROR: Grammar error. Makes no sense..



I wish... for things to change. :(

[ArtDrake]

Granted. A change occurs in the chemistry of your brain and you suddenly realize that Buggy's post makes a lot of sense, and that you really shouldn't be the one talking about grammar.

I wish for an elipsis...

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You got an ellipsis: ... However, it got into your left eye and it itches a lot.

I wish I had my own ellipse.

[Deagonx]

Your wish could not be granted because the genie googled it and still doesn't fully understand what you are trying to wish for.

So simply, he kills you.



I wish for the color GREEN!

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Your skin turns green and you're put in the hospital so people can study your rare disease. You get poked and stabbed and cut up a lot.

I wish that DeagonX hadn't hidden the cheese.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You get a green ellipse.

I wish for a super tazer.

[Deagonx]

Granted, but it takes 10000 V Batteries and they dont come included



I wish I had a better vacuum.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. It's so good that it requires 10000 Volt batteries. And good luck -- they're included! Unfortunately, they seem to have been stolen...

I wish for an exclamation point!

[Deagonx]

Granted, but it is such an awesome exclamation point that it actually makes noise, and shatters your ear drums.



I wish that I wasn't hungry.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You eat bad food. Now you're sick.

I wish that you could hear me when I sing.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But our ears start to bleed because of it. Then you feel really really bad.

I wish that my ears wouldn't bleed when Ery sings.