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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2325 on: July 21, 2011, 02:34:16 AM »
Wish granted - all bacon is free but Canadian bacon. Because pig farmers outside Canada are making no money, they have no choice but to either a) Shut down or b) Move to Canada. Within a year Canadian bacon is the only available bacon, and, because of the shortage of other types of bacon, it is more expensive per pound than gold.

I wish for a tonne of bacon to fall onto Deagonx head (and kill him). He deserves it - look at the effects of the last wish!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2326 on: July 21, 2011, 02:40:33 AM »
Granted, a ton of bacon falls on me. But in the form of seperate pieces, it has no serious effect. I eat it all.


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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2327 on: July 21, 2011, 09:24:05 AM »
Granted. You die.
I wish I could eat breakfast.

Steelfist

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2328 on: July 21, 2011, 10:49:25 AM »
I wish for a tonne of bacon to fall onto Deagonx head (and kill him). He deserves it - look at the effects of the last wish!

Read things carefully, Deagonx.

Wish granted; it's poisoned.

I wish that people would remember that every time they wish to eat something, they are either eaten or poisoned.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2329 on: July 21, 2011, 04:01:32 PM »
Granted. Whenever you want to eat something, you are afraid you are going to be poisoned (or eaten?). You become paranoid and starve yourself to death.
I wish I could eat something without being poisoned (or eaten).

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2330 on: July 21, 2011, 06:32:14 PM »
Granted. You eat too fast and choke on it.

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Steelfist

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2331 on: July 22, 2011, 02:39:36 AM »
Wish granted. You have terrible grammar, and are subsequently banned from the forum.

I wish to be invincible.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2332 on: July 22, 2011, 02:34:23 PM »
Well, you obtain an invincible EGO. And now everyone hates you.




I wish Steelfist wouldn't have corrected me on that last corruption. I mean, the point WAS to corrupt it.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2333 on: July 23, 2011, 03:51:01 PM »
Wish granted. However, somebody else will make a corruption that will make you sad, you'll cry, your tears will roll up to Steelfist and he will get rusty. Neat. Now he's rustyfist!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2334 on: July 23, 2011, 07:26:59 PM »
Granted, you get a great dinner today, and no dinner ever again.



I wish for chocolate rain!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2335 on: July 23, 2011, 08:38:24 PM »
Granted. All the audio files in Minecraft are replaced with endless loops of Chocolate Rain. Or maybe just in the Nether...

I wish deagonx hadn't used the phrase "wouldn't have," when clearly the perfect aspect of the past tense was required, as opposed to the past conditional. Really! (Unfortunately, I'm seeing people do it more and more. I sincerely hope it doesn't become an accepted usage. Ugh)

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2336 on: July 24, 2011, 07:41:49 AM »
Although Deagonx didn't used the phrase 'wouldn't have', he uses it in the near future.

I wish for bad grammar without being banned from the forums.
I doesn't care, do I?

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2337 on: July 26, 2011, 12:41:50 PM »
Granted. You are banned from the forum because of your signature.
I wish Idozen Cair's signature was changed into something grammatically correct.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2338 on: July 26, 2011, 07:08:57 PM »
Granted, but as you dig in you realize that you are eating the most disgusting thing which is compounded by it having eaten its own crap.

I wish for wind and rain but not in excess.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2339 on: July 26, 2011, 07:10:13 PM »
Granted, we change grammar to work like the sentence in Idozen's signature.
Grats bro, you gotta relearn grammar :P


EDIT: Granted, you get rain, and wind. Wind at 1 mile per hour. And rain, a droplet from the sky.



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