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Offline Ertxiem

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2490 on: January 09, 2012, 07:15:28 PM »
Wish granted. You can now have infinite wishes of infinitesimal size such that the limit of its product is negligible.

I wish I wasn't playing this game.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2491 on: January 09, 2012, 08:43:46 PM »
Granted. Instead you are playing that game. And you enjoy it so much, your dead heart starts beating again, starting to bring your dead cow body back to life! :D YAY ERT! ;)

I wish for a cool game.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2492 on: January 10, 2012, 09:49:42 AM »
Wish granted. You are now playing a buggy, poor, generally sucky game. In a freezer. *Cue evil laughter*

I wish for the ability to unwish this wish with another wish without wishing that this wish had never happened.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2493 on: January 13, 2012, 09:12:22 PM »
Granted. You find an inverse time-bomb on your computer, which counts down from -10. If you activate it, you'll destroy your computer 10 minutes ago.

I wish for more fuzz, and less fez.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2494 on: January 13, 2012, 11:28:01 PM »
Granted. All the beans in the world become little clumps of belly button lint, such like you expect to find in the naval of a very hairy chested man. There goes my lunch. Yuck.

I wish for a better yesterday, for a worse tomorrow.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2495 on: January 14, 2012, 04:34:15 AM »
Wish granted. Yesterday gets better, but you don't experience it. It happened yesterday, after all. Tommorow gets worse, but as you never actually reach tommorow you don't experience that, either.

I wish for a negative time bomb to be planted on Bugfartboy's head.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2496 on: January 14, 2012, 10:39:51 AM »
Granted. Sadly, though, it expired about ten years ago.

I wish for a new negative time bomb.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2497 on: January 14, 2012, 02:14:13 PM »
Granted. However, it's a 10-minute one, and the CIA defused it 12 minutes ago.

I wish for a human-sized hamster ball!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2498 on: January 14, 2012, 02:26:48 PM »
Wish granted. It comes with a human sized hampster. Which is intelligent. It clones itself, then utilised cuteness and intelligence to subjugate the human race and install hampsters as the dominant species.

I wish to unwish this wish without removing the wish that allowed me to unwish this wish with a wish; this wish.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2499 on: January 14, 2012, 02:51:45 PM »
Granted; it is unwished, and not removed.

I wish for a dish that's a lot like a fish, but more vegetarian... ish.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2500 on: January 14, 2012, 03:14:08 PM »
Wish granted. You recieve a plate made of fish. The fish was vegetarian, before it was cruelly killed to be your food. Thus, it is vegetarian fish.

I wish for no more fish.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2501 on: January 14, 2012, 06:04:32 PM »
Granted. The lack of fish in the world upset the circle of life, and the lion king exacts revenge.

I wish for a peaceful lion king.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2502 on: January 14, 2012, 09:32:49 PM »
Granted. He is ruthlessly torn out of power by a less peaceful lion king.

I wish for a good microphone.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2503 on: January 14, 2012, 10:00:43 PM »
Granted. Thanks for the early birthday gift, Ducky!

I wish that Ducky had my new microphone.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2504 on: January 14, 2012, 10:02:04 PM »
Granted. He had it between the time at which he bought it at the store and when he put it under the birthday tree.

(Yes, the birthday tree.)

I wish for an awesome portal in my room.