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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2535 on: February 19, 2012, 10:24:50 PM »
Granted.

I wish for a more accurate corruption.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2536 on: February 20, 2012, 04:54:20 AM »
Wish granted. The corruption hits on the bull's eye. However, the bull got mad and runs after you.

I wish that the next poster grants my previous wish.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2537 on: February 20, 2012, 01:23:37 PM »
Wish granted. You are dissolved in Holy Acid. That has to hurt undead organic matter.

I wish for Thief 4 to be more like Thief 2 than Thief 3.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2538 on: February 25, 2012, 10:53:13 PM »
Granted. It is now Thief < 2.5.

I wish for cats. Made of zinc.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2539 on: September 15, 2012, 05:42:29 AM »
Wish granted. your cats all have zinc poisoning.

i wish i could sleep more.

(off topic how come this died?)

Hunger is the best spice.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2540 on: September 15, 2012, 05:51:36 AM »
Wish granted. You're bitten by the Tsetse fly that carried the African trypanosomiasis protozoa.

I wish this topic was alive in the last 6 months.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2541 on: September 15, 2012, 12:44:55 PM »
Granted. However, the Ghost of the Past Perfect [or, Ghost of Perfect Past, if you want to be Dickensian about it] haunts you for it for six months. (ooooooooo...! Wooooo....! had beeeeeennn alive.....)

I wish for the Ghostbusters to come along and get rid of the ghost for you.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2542 on: September 15, 2012, 12:53:21 PM »
Wish granted. The Ghostbusters get rid of the ghost for me but not for you, so whenever I make a grammar or spelling error, the ghost will haunt you!

I wish my Inklish Grammer was better.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2543 on: September 15, 2012, 01:22:12 PM »
Granted. You can now gram the people of Inkland more effectively. Enjoy!

I wish that the sock monster didn't eat my socks.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2544 on: September 15, 2012, 02:43:01 PM »
Granted. The monster eats the rest of your clothes instead.

I wish there was a program that generated sprites.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2545 on: September 15, 2012, 03:34:31 PM »
Wish granted. However, they're the sprites generated are only sets of randomly coloured pixels.

I wish my socks didn't smell so bed!

Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2546 on: September 15, 2012, 04:27:01 PM »
Granted. Your socks smell pillow, rather than simply bed.

I wish for an ATP pill.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2547 on: September 15, 2012, 04:43:09 PM »
Granted. However, it's not the ATP you wanted -- it's ammonium triphosphate.

I wish for some good cheese.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2548 on: September 15, 2012, 04:46:44 PM »
Wish granted, it's under your shoe, you just stepped over it.

I wish to say goodbye.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2549 on: September 15, 2012, 05:22:10 PM »
Granted. However, you failed to take the opportunity when it arose, and now you are living in regret of this moment for the rest of your days.

I wish for a fox.