Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[bugfartboy]

Granted.

I wish for a more accurate corruption.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. The corruption hits on the bull's eye. However, the bull got mad and runs after you.

I wish that the next poster grants my previous wish.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. You are dissolved in Holy Acid. That has to hurt undead organic matter.

I wish for Thief 4 to be more like Thief 2 than Thief 3.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. It is now Thief < 2.5.

I wish for cats. Made of zinc.

[Sythion]

Wish granted. your cats all have zinc poisoning.

i wish i could sleep more.

(off topic how come this died?)

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You're bitten by the Tsetse fly that carried the African trypanosomiasis protozoa.

I wish this topic was alive in the last 6 months.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. However, the Ghost of the Past Perfect [or, Ghost of Perfect Past, if you want to be Dickensian about it] haunts you for it for six months. (ooooooooo...! Wooooo....! had beeeeeennn alive.....)

I wish for the Ghostbusters to come along and get rid of the ghost for you.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. The Ghostbusters get rid of the ghost for me but not for you, so whenever I make a grammar or spelling error, the ghost will haunt you!

I wish my Inklish Grammer was better.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You can now gram the people of Inkland more effectively. Enjoy!

I wish that the sock monster didn't eat my socks.

[TheWanderingShadow]

Granted. The monster eats the rest of your clothes instead.

I wish there was a program that generated sprites.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. However, they're the sprites generated are only sets of randomly coloured pixels.

I wish my socks didn't smell so bed!

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Your socks smell pillow, rather than simply bed.

I wish for an ATP pill.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. However, it's not the ATP you wanted -- it's ammonium triphosphate.

I wish for some good cheese.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted, it's under your shoe, you just stepped over it.

I wish to say goodbye.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. However, you failed to take the opportunity when it arose, and now you are living in regret of this moment for the rest of your days.

I wish for a fox.