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Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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ArtDrake

Granted. It was the year before 1000, due to a slight programming error.

I wish for some food to be on a tray in front of me, preferably the good kind.

Kaseke

You get your favorite food! But your hands and feet are tied and you can't reach the tray with your mouth. You starve to death.

I wish for some more time.
If you seek it, you can find it. Freedom can be attained.

ArtDrake

Granted. You have all the time in the world pass you by as you do nothing.

I wish for a potato cannon.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. However, due to the high temperature and speed, the potato canon can only fire purée.

I wish I could wear a tie.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

ArtDrake

Granted. You could wear a tie, but you never get invited to the right kind of events where a tie and jacket are the thing to wear.

I wish for a tuxedo.

bugfartboy

Granted. Your new pet penguin waddled off with it.

I wish for an orange.

Kaseke

Everything is now orange! Congrats.

I wish that everything wasn't so orange..
If you seek it, you can find it. Freedom can be attained.

Ertxiem

Wish granted, everything it's salmon.

I wish to eat grilled salmon tomorrow at lunch, please (see how polite I am? :P ).
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

ArtDrake

Granted. The salmon you end up eating has been thoroughly and aggressively interviewed. However, it's still raw.

I wish for some cucumber sushi.

Kaseke

Wish granted. You are now sent to the planet of "Cucumber Sushi", which is made of gold. There is no way out.

I wish I wasn't so bored.
If you seek it, you can find it. Freedom can be attained.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. You are now a bit more bored than before.

I wish I could have slept another hour.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

ArtDrake

Granted. You could have, but you would have been late for your obligations or otherwise underprepared for your day.

I wish to see progress in 0x10c.

Kaseke

You get to see progress. But you see so much progress that your brains can't take it and you forget all of it.

I wish I could just sleep through my schooldays for a week without me dropping out of the classes.
If you seek it, you can find it. Freedom can be attained.

ArtDrake

Granted. But you don't learn anything.

I wish for a fluffy kitten.

Kaseke

Granted. It's dead.

I wish for a new acoustic guitar
If you seek it, you can find it. Freedom can be attained.