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Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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ArtDrake

Granted. However, while there are less total viruses, there are more independent strains of virus. Deaths by infectious disease skyrocket.

I wish for more foxes in my country.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. Your country is infested by Firefoxes!

I wish to eat a nice meal soon.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

Kaseke

Wish granted. You get to eat your meal. It's a meal of pure energy which kills you in an instant. The genie thought it was nice.

I wish that more wishes were made.
If you seek it, you can find it. Freedom can be attained.

ArtDrake

Granted. Granted. Granted, granted, granted, and granted. Granted. However, you start to feel like the wishes are being taken for granted.

I wish for less stupid in the world.

Kaseke

Granted. Less stupid now exists in the world, but only in population. All the stupidness of all the beings from other planets is transferred to earth and we all go braindead.

I wish that someone would take my breath away
If you seek it, you can find it. Freedom can be attained.

bugfartboy

Granted. But you don't die. You feel all the pain of oxygen depravity, but never die.

I wish for a gruesome murder.

ArtDrake

Granted. It's yours.

I wish for some more recreational arson.

bugfartboy

Granted, but your home burns to the ground, and you're arrested for arson.

I wish that this wish wasn't a wish.

Kaseke

Wish granted. Or actually it was never grantes. But it was. Congrats, you just created a loop in the flow of time and now you're stuck on the moment you made that wish.

I wish for all the lambs out there.
If you seek it, you can find it. Freedom can be attained.

ArtDrake

Granted. The sheep farming industry collapses, and you're responsible. You also happen to obtain Eleanor Lamb and Sofia Lamb. Good job.

I wish for a longer long weekend.

bugfartboy

Granted. The lack of education, combined with the joy of freedom, rots your brain from lack of challenge.

I wish for flame.

ArtDrake

Granted. You're on fire.

I wish for ice magic.

bugfartboy

Granted. It puts out my fire.

I wish for earth magic.

ArtDrake

Granted. It buries you alive.

I wish for water magic.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. You are now forced to hear "Wet Wet Wet" for over 100h in a row because somebody said that their music is magic.

I wish to get nothing from this wish.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.