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Offline ArtDrake

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2655 on: November 07, 2012, 03:59:49 PM »
Granted. However, while there are less total viruses, there are more independent strains of virus. Deaths by infectious disease skyrocket.

I wish for more foxes in my country.

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« Reply #2656 on: November 07, 2012, 04:04:18 PM »
Wish granted. Your country is infested by Firefoxes!

I wish to eat a nice meal soon.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2657 on: November 07, 2012, 04:34:43 PM »
Wish granted. You get to eat your meal. It's a meal of pure energy which kills you in an instant. The genie thought it was nice.

I wish that more wishes were made.
If you seek it, you can find it. Freedom can be attained.

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« Reply #2658 on: November 07, 2012, 09:09:07 PM »
Granted. Granted. Granted, granted, granted, and granted. Granted. However, you start to feel like the wishes are being taken for granted.

I wish for less stupid in the world.

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« Reply #2659 on: November 08, 2012, 02:39:03 AM »
Granted. Less stupid now exists in the world, but only in population. All the stupidness of all the beings from other planets is transferred to earth and we all go braindead.

I wish that someone would take my breath away
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« Reply #2660 on: November 08, 2012, 05:54:40 AM »
Granted. But you don't die. You feel all the pain of oxygen depravity, but never die.

I wish for a gruesome murder.

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« Reply #2661 on: November 08, 2012, 03:01:17 PM »
Granted. It's yours.

I wish for some more recreational arson.

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« Reply #2662 on: November 08, 2012, 08:58:38 PM »
Granted, but your home burns to the ground, and you're arrested for arson.

I wish that this wish wasn't a wish.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2663 on: November 08, 2012, 10:50:18 PM »
Wish granted. Or actually it was never grantes. But it was. Congrats, you just created a loop in the flow of time and now you're stuck on the moment you made that wish.

I wish for all the lambs out there.
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« Reply #2664 on: November 09, 2012, 02:44:02 PM »
Granted. The sheep farming industry collapses, and you're responsible. You also happen to obtain Eleanor Lamb and Sofia Lamb. Good job.

I wish for a longer long weekend.

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« Reply #2665 on: November 09, 2012, 06:55:51 PM »
Granted. The lack of education, combined with the joy of freedom, rots your brain from lack of challenge.

I wish for flame.

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« Reply #2666 on: November 09, 2012, 06:56:58 PM »
Granted. You're on fire.

I wish for ice magic.

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« Reply #2667 on: November 09, 2012, 08:23:39 PM »
Granted. It puts out my fire.

I wish for earth magic.

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« Reply #2668 on: November 10, 2012, 05:34:43 PM »
Granted. It buries you alive.

I wish for water magic.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2669 on: November 11, 2012, 05:41:06 AM »
Wish granted. You are now forced to hear "Wet Wet Wet" for over 100h in a row because somebody said that their music is magic.

I wish to get nothing from this wish.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
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