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Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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cyso

Wish granted. You get shot before your next birthday, so you never have another one.
I wish my computer would start up faster.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

Anyone want to find the rest of the words?

MikeW781

Wish granted, your computer is improved using money that a senator recived through a bribe, thus linking you to many conspiracies and forever ruining your career

I wish I could tell who a person "liked" by thinking lightly about it
Currently tied with Zack for the title of Master of Light!

cyso

Wish granted. You find out that no one likes you or ever did like you, and you commit suicide.
I wish all of the annoying flying squirrels in my attic would leave.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

Anyone want to find the rest of the words?

Zackirus

Wish Granted. they leave but are replaced by man-eating raccons. You wake up in the middle of the night and they are chewing your leg off

I wish that I was prime minister of Canada
If The World Was A Bit More Like Canada, Then We Would Have A Great World, And Hockey 24/7

- Lord Canada

Zhampir

#214
Wish granted, the glaciers melt flooding Canada covering it completely with water, and Canada shrinks to 1 1trillionth of the size it was.
[spoiler=sorry]I have a habit of forgetting what to wish for[/spoiler]

Steelfist

Wish granted, nothing happens. Ever. You are stuck in a dimension empty of everything. For eternity...

I wish I had a bigger house.

KZ

Wish granted: you're shrunk tenfold, and now your house looks bigger to you.

I wish food was cheaper and tastier!
Welcome to the forums!
Read the rules, use proper grammar and punctuation, play the games, share your ideas and enjoy your stay!

Xemadus Echina

Granted, but it is also loaded with carbs and trans-fat so you become morbidly obese and later die of multiple heart attacks.
[spoiler]
i wish for a book that teaches you how to divide by zero [/spoiler] without that happening
im writing a book!
http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=236.0;topicseen
heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
You never know
Just what you will find after you
Lost your favorite thing. But
The important thing is that the
Game you play will help you to get by.

Steelfist

Wish granted, your head IMPLODES instead :-*.

I wish I was immortal.

Xemadus Echina

Granted, you have gained immortality by becoming the new guardian of the alternate sphere. Though you are now composed of antimatter so you can't interact with anything outside of that sphere.  (You won't know what I'm talking about because you never read that part of my book.)

I wish people stopped trying to take my hill from me and left me alone with my hill.
im writing a book!
http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=236.0;topicseen
heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
You never know
Just what you will find after you
Lost your favorite thing. But
The important thing is that the
Game you play will help you to get by.

Zhampir

Wish granted, your "hill" just sunk into a sink hole, so now we use a different hill.

I wish my xbox 360 worked, that I still owned it, I stay alive long enough to play it, and my Oblivion disc worked.

Steelfist

Wish granted. You play oblivion once. Then you die.

I wish for evil.

Zhampir

Wish granted, Presentiment returns, and floods the forums incessantly until they shut down for months.

I wish corrupted wishes were, uh, more creative than just dying.
[spoiler]I've corrupted a few that way myself[/spoiler]

Steelfist

Wish granted, you live forever in eternal pain in an empty dimension. You will NEVER die.

I wish the stain of presentiments posts would be erased.

Xemadus Echina

granted,  another far worse person makes his stains look none existent.

i wish somebody would realize the joke in my siggy and comment on it!
im writing a book!
http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=236.0;topicseen
heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
You never know
Just what you will find after you
Lost your favorite thing. But
The important thing is that the
Game you play will help you to get by.