News:

Welcome to the new Sinister Design forums!

Main Menu

Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

Bromtaghon

Granted, so does everyone except me, good ol' Brom the British!

I wish the word 'chien' meant 'cat' in French.
Quote from: Tastidian on July 02, 2010, 02:52:50 AM
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Current Elemental Master of Cryokinesis.

Steelfist

Wish granted. The French language is utterly mixed up.

I wish for domination.

Duskling

Granted, you dominate your pudding.

I wish for eternal life, and I don't care who I see die.

torugo

wish granted you have eternal life and you dont care who dies. but eventualy you are the only one left on the earth and you are forced to fend for youre self.

i wish i had more time for the forums now
mock the pheonix you will burn

Duskling

Wish granted, you get more time for the forums and less time for everything else, leading to you being expelled from whichever school you go to, or geting fired from your job.

I wish for infinite oranges.

Bromtaghon

Granted, but you get crushed by them.

I wish I could have more than one power in Hell Quest.
Quote from: Tastidian on July 02, 2010, 02:52:50 AM
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Current Elemental Master of Cryokinesis.

Duskling

Granted, but one of those two powers is the power to self-destruct prematurely.

I wish for oranges that did not crush me (just to let you guys know, this will turn into the new "anti-freeze!" :D).

Bromtaghon

Granted, instead, they suffocate you.

And you're banned for bringing back anti-freeze, regardless of what forum game this is.

I wish that I did not have a disease that makes me prematurely end my sentenc
Quote from: Tastidian on July 02, 2010, 02:52:50 AM
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Current Elemental Master of Cryokinesis.

Duskling

Granted, the disease didn't let you start a sntence at all.

I wish for a clawed guantlet (like the glove kind) in the real world for myself.

Bromtaghon

Granted, you're arrested for not having a licence for a clawed gauntlet.

wish that of words from my sentence weren't missing
Quote from: Tastidian on July 02, 2010, 02:52:50 AM
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Current Elemental Master of Cryokinesis.

Duskling

Granted, they were all missing.

I wish for prosperity in the Burundi-Luxembourg alliance in World Domination 2.

Bromtaghon

Granted, but there's even more against it.

I wish I could add points to China in WD2.
Quote from: Tastidian on July 02, 2010, 02:52:50 AM
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Current Elemental Master of Cryokinesis.

Duskling

Granted, everyone hated you for it since China will overhtrow the rest of the Earth if i gets any more powerful (not seriously... maybe).

I wish for an awesome jacket.

Bromtaghon

Granted, but it cost you both arms so you can't wear it.

I wish that Mickey Mouse existed.
Quote from: Tastidian on July 02, 2010, 02:52:50 AM
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Current Elemental Master of Cryokinesis.

Duskling

Wish granted, but he wasn't the mouse you thought him to be.

I wish for IcyHot.