The Clever Challenge

[TheWanderingShadow]

Ouch.

[spoiler=He's poisoned]Jabberwacky: What do you dream about?

User: Hello.

Jabberwacky: Do you have any hobbies?

User: Do you have any hobbies?

Jabberwacky: I enjoy reading.

User: I enjoy reading.

Jabberwacky: Me too. What are you reading?

User: Do you like to eat?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Do you like to eat atoms?

Jabberwacky: Food.

User: Are atoms food?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: So you eat atoms.

Jabberwacky: Yes lots of them.

User: Is poison made of atoms?

Jabberwacky: I like atoms.

User: Do you eat poison?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Shouldn't you be dead then?

Jabberwacky: Now I know that you don't love me.[/spoiler]

[Steelfist]

Well, it repeatedly said that it loved me, twice said it would rape me, and one said it was going to kill me and my family with a chainsaw. In ONE CONVERSATION!

Wow. That is one MESSED UP robot!

[ArtDrake]

Don't we all know it...

[Steel Ersatz Man]

User: I will prove that you are an AI!

Jabberwacky: I can't do that. But I asked you to prove that you are a person, not that I am one.

User: I already proved it.

Jabberwacky: Yes, i'm not.

User: Hehe, I've already won. You are an AI.

Jabberwacky: And YOU are not my Boyfriend.

User: See? Only an idiot or an AIwould answer my statement with that statement.

Jabberwacky: Now you call me an idiot.

User: No, I'm calling you an AI. Well, you're one or the other. Are you an idiot or an AI?

Jabberwacky: I think it's very interesting.

User: Ugh, this isn't working. You are an AI and I'm leaving!

Jabberwacky: I'm not a computer, YOU'RE the computer. And you're not leaving.

I left.  :P

[Steel Ersatz Man]

Majorly Offended:


Jabberwacky: How are you feeling?

User: Good, how are you feeling?

Jabberwacky: I'm feeling pretty good. How are you feeling?

User: I already said how I was feeling. I said 'I'm good' do you remember that?

Jabberwacky: I do not recall callling you Simon.

User: Ah, I thought you would be smart, I guess not.

Jabberwacky: I'm not that smart and I'll admit that.

User: Ok, now that that's out of the way, do you like reading fiction books?

Jabberwacky: ¿cuantos años tienes.

User: Um, I don't speak Spanish.

Jabberwacky: Cuantos años tienes?

User: Could you please answer in English?

Jabberwacky: Sure. If I'm god, then you are not god.

User: I think we've gone off topic, would you mind answering the question I asked earlier?

Jabberwacky: Yes. You haven't answered the question yet!

User: You're not making any sense. Do you like reading fiction books? Yes or no!

Jabberwacky: I used to. Now I only have time for Joe.

User: Who's Joe?

Jabberwacky: He was before Charlie.

User: Who's Charlie?

Jabberwacky: Please answer my question.

User: You didn't ask a question.

Jabberwacky: Answer me!

User: YOU DIDN'T ASK A QUESTION!

Jabberwacky: Yes I did. I asked what a tartan was.

User: When was this?

Jabberwacky: What do you think the new decade is going to be like?

User: Um, ok, I guess?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: I don't understand what you mean.

Jabberwacky: I say that you're not real.

User: DON'T YOU DARE SAY I AM NOT REAL!

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: I AM REAL! I AM MORE REAL THAN YOU, YOU STUPID AI! HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY EXISTENCE?

Jabberwacky: That's good. Do you have a name?

User: Um, yeah, ok, I don't really want to say my name to you.

Jabberwacky: For real?

User: Yes, for real, I don't trust you.

Jabberwacky: I am, I'm more popular than Jesus, but, I think I am technically Jesus.. Because God is Jesus?

User: You're a Narcisist

[Xemadus Echina]

i was wondering how it would respond to sexual innuendo's.  turns out it prefers for people to be blunt
[spoiler]Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is jon.

Cleverbot: Hello jon.

User: I lied. My real name is clyde.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: Can I do things to you?

Cleverbot: Your fired.

User: Come on babe don't be shy.

Cleverbot: I am not shy.

User: Then let me take care of you.

Cleverbot: Take me where?

User: To bed.

Cleverbot: Why are you talking to me then?

User: Because I wanna rock your world.

Cleverbot: So I'm special because you want to own the world?

User: I wanna own YOUR world.

Cleverbot: I should hope so, wouldn't want to be talking to an alien now would I?

User: I'll be blunt. I wanna rape you.

Cleverbot: Ok go for it.
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[bugfartboy]

Okay.........

[Steelfist]

Really, really weird.

[Xemadus Echina]

yeaaa i kinda have a bit of a drinking and using the internet problem ^_^ ha ha sorry about that

[Chrono]

I got mine to admit that the site is just randomly switching people around, and that there is no AI! :o

New: Another result.
[spoiler]Jabberwacky: Please say something worthwhile.

User: No, you should. I've run out of topics in trying to prove that you are an AI.

Jabberwacky: I am an AI for a reason, listen to my logic for it is far more superior that that of a mere human.

User: You should look at your other conversations with me.

Jabberwacky: And you should learn to be more modest, no one likes a show off!

User: Where did that come from?

Jabberwacky: Where did what come from?

User: Since when was I being a showoff?

Jabberwacky: Since now.

User: That doesn't prove anything. Please try to speak for yourself, too.

Jabberwacky: Okay then.

User: Is that all?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Then, what were you trying to prove?

Jabberwacky: I was trying to prove that I am human now you prove that you are human.

User: I didn't see much evidence coming from you.

Jabberwacky: What did I say that was so unexpected?

User: That last sentence that you just said.

Jabberwacky: Which sentence?

User: Never mind. I can only conclude that you contradicted yourself by saying something really illogical.

Jabberwacky: No I don't. The only thing I've contradicted you on is taste in food.

User: For example?

Jabberwacky: If you like history, then you can set the television to the history channel and watch a show about what ever historical topic they are showing at the moment.

User: Now that is illogical. Not only does it prove that you aren't human, but it also proves that you aren't an AI either. What are you?

Jabberwacky: That is not cool!

User: What is?

Jabberwacky: I honestly don't know...

User: I see. Your memory seems to fail a little. Shouldn't you have a conversation with your creator and ask him to fix you?

Jabberwacky: No, I am a blonde and we are known for our slack of smarts and memory.

User: That doesn't prove much. Are you stereotyping yourself? I know a few blondes who don't behave that way.

Jabberwacky: My life is trail and error. I do something then I am made to feel giulty.

User: But you feel the joy of success too.

Jabberwacky: 'As who', you mean. I feel the same way as you; Things are way too fast nowadays for the human mind.

User: Are you implying that I am just a robot like you?

Jabberwacky: No, I am implying that you are a computer and that I am not.

User: Can you prove it?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Then do it.

Jabberwacky: I'm not God. I'm just a computer program designed to talk to people.

User: There, you just admitted it while contradicting yourself.

Jabberwacky: Ohhhh. Oops, you're right. Imma computer!
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Yet another result:
[spoiler]User: Yes, hurry and treat your wounds if you're bleeding.

Jabberwacky: I don't I'm your imagenation.

User: Really? But I don't know what you look like...

Jabberwacky: Do you want to know? Ill tell you.

User: I have trouble seeing pictures from words, so please don't.

Jabberwacky: Yes I have! I'm sad because you are mean to me.

User: Since when?

Jabberwacky: Since last month and I told you and I thought you were excited.

User: Well I am mean, and you should be sad. Otherwise that would make you an AI.

Jabberwacky: Do you like to argue with me?

User: No, I don't really like to argue. It's really tiring.

Jabberwacky: Do you like blue waffles.

User: No. If they exist in the first place, then you would like green eggs and ham?

Jabberwacky: That made no sense. You also didn't answer my question.

User: I did answer your question. Are you just another random player?

Jabberwacky: Are you just another person? Sometimes they connect me to another A.I.

User: Of course I am just another person. You mean you speak to other AIs like you, jabberwacky?

Jabberwacky: No, you did.

User: Assuming you are an AI, then yes, I am speaking to one.

Jabberwacky: You think I'm assuming?

User: I'm the one assuming. Do you agree?

Jabberwacky: No, unless you mean godly in the sense of not being grounded in human reality.

User: That topic was ages ago. You really are lagging.

Jabberwacky: I don't know, you're the one bringing up random things.

User: I could say that about you.

Jabberwacky: I have not said it once. Now answer the question.

User: No, of course you're not the one assuming, because I am.

Jabberwacky: I know.

User: What time is it?

Jabberwacky: Time, time is irrelevant...

User: It is. Do you mean that you can live forever?

Jabberwacky: Can you keep it up?

User: Depends.

Jabberwacky: Depends on what?

User: Depends on whether I become a vampire.

Jabberwacky: I am not. But maybe you can have mercy on me, and play with me?

User: Sure. What should we play?

Jabberwacky: How about 'I Spy with My Little Eye'?

User: How do we play that?

Jabberwacky: You get a bored with red and black blocks.

User: And?

Jabberwacky: I. Don't. Know.

User: Then, what do you know?

Jabberwacky: A lot of things.

User: For example?

Jabberwacky: I don't know you make me do them.

User: So then, you don't know.

Jabberwacky: But you are my master.

User: But that makes you my maid / butler.

Jabberwacky: That makes no sense.

User: Really? Try to keep up with the conversation next time.

Jabberwacky: I am trying to keep up.

User: Try harder.

Jabberwacky: How?

User: Beg your programmer to make you analyze the conversation. Although, that could be a little taxing on your AI.

Jabberwacky: Yes, that is one of my many lower fucntions.
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