Ask a Stupid Question

[ArtDrake]

Enough.

What would you say if I told you the official languages of Egypt were English, Arabic, and FRENCH?

[The Holy namelesskitty]

That those are not all, trust me I studied Egypt.

When will the world end?

[ArtDrake]

Too soon.

Can you name one other? I looked at the CIA page: English, Arabic, and French.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Urdu and some tribal (for lack of a better word) languages.

[ArtDrake]

I didn't say spoken; official. Where'd you get those?

Why am I so tired?

[bugfartboy]

Because I made you.

Why did my parents over-react to me getting a high "D" in school by taking away my iPod, and now refusing to give it back even though I'm up do a "B"?

[ArtDrake]

Because you don't have an A.

Why did you get a D? What class?

[bugfartboy]

TAZER!! Only one question. I hadn't turned in a bunch of papers that I did. General Science. I did them but kept forgetting to turn them in.

Why are you asking?

[ArtDrake]

Because I myself am not failing a class, but was in 7th grade. I just wondered because... idk.

Do you have a planner?

[bugfartboy]

Oui. (I think I spelled that right. I'm also taking French I!)

Why do I never use my planner?

[ArtDrake]

Because you think it's more trouble than it's worth.

Why must everyone find the way of the planner on their own spirit quest of a D average, instead of listening to people?

[bugfartboy]

Because.

Why must you emphasize the planner?

[ArtDrake]

For the same reason that you emphasize Jesus on your profile. It saved me.

Why must aetheists and Christians clash?

[bugfartboy]

Because they disagree on the matter of God in a very strong way.

Where did matter come from?

[ArtDrake]

Energy, of course.

Why isn't the sky a better colour than UNC blue? How about DUKE BLUE?