Ask a Stupid Question

[ArtDrake]

Because you have a burning inner passion for being tazed?

Why can't everyone agree?

[Duskling]

Because we love to disagree.

Why can't we get along?

[bugfartboy]

Because unsaid we can't.

Why am I planning on staying up late again even though I don't want to?

[Duskling]

Because you're not sleepy.

Why do we ask these stupid questions?

[bugfartboy]

Because it's the point of the game.

Why do I wish I could go on a thread deleting rampage?

[ArtDrake]

Because you have a low thread-creation count, making you feel inferior. Thus, you feel you need to tear down the accomplishments of others to erase your own failure. If you have a problem with the answer, take it up with Freud, not me.

What did the buggy say when he crossed the road?

[bugfartboy]

TAZER!!!!!

Why am I pumped for the marching band competition tomorrow even though I really need sleep right now?

[ArtDrake]

Honestly? I 'ave no idea.

What's with the flying parasites?

[bugfartboy]

They are my pets. Now attack!!

What is the problem with my schools rival which I shall not name?

[ArtDrake]

They consistently beat your team? (Actually, it's ditto to last answer)

Hyperspace jumps out of black holes stink.

[bugfartboy]

What's the next letter in this sequence?

OTTFFSSEN

[ArtDrake]

Mr. T, of course!

[bugfartboy]

Normally I would TAZE you but because you were right, I shall not TAZE you this time.

Why am I scared for next Saturday? Not this coming Saturday but the Saturday after that.

[ArtDrake]

I think this is where I'm supposed to say something like "Look into your heart, for only you know the answer to that question", but instead, I'll hazard a guess.

You have a doctor's appointment?

What do people have against the Siege Ballista?

[bugfartboy]

It's a bad idea.
It's a band competition. Thousands of people watching. My heart stopping. Gulp.

Why do I wish for the Flame Golem to be more unique from Flint?