Ask a Stupid Question

[bugfartboy]

Cuz he's not.

Why do people think he's doing a good job?

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Because some people didn't vote for bush.

Why am I sitting here when I could be doing something productive?

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You go to sleep.

I wish this were Corrupt a Wish. Good night. Would someone please guess the planet?

[bugfartboy]

It's earth.

Why is it hard for me to think of stupid questions?

[ArtDrake]

Because you're not stupid?

Why do people discrimmminate based on melanin count?

Oh wait... that's actually an awesome question.

[Ertxiem]

Because they have x-ray vision.

Why do I have to type for you to be able to read?

[ArtDrake]

Because the literacy of the world depends on your keyboard.

Why is light so fast?

[Duskling]

Because it drank lots of espresso.

Why does the Earth spin?

[bugfartboy]

To make you dizzy.

Why is the sky blue?

[ArtDrake]

Because there aren't enough other blue things.

Why are there 30 ticks in a minute?

[bugfartboy]

To make you ask why.

Who is Gen. DEM?

[ArtDrake]

God from the machine.

Why must there be work?

[bugfartboy]

Because there just is.

Why are there so many "Why?" questions?

[ArtDrake]

Because there are so many "Because" answers.

What does yellow smell like?

[bugfartboy]

Like yellow. :P

What is the taste of blue?