Ask a Stupid Question

[ArtDrake]

Because you want it to go back down again.

Why must these answers be hurtful?

[TheWanderingShadow]

Because being hurtful is stupid.

Why have I lost the game?

[bugfartboy]

Because The Game has no point. It is also Inappropriate for small children and those under 14.

Who has played The Game?

[ArtDrake]

idk. Have I won by default?

Why hurts my head?

[bugfartboy]

No... Speaka... Duckish...

Quack quack quack quack?

[Idozen Cair]

Quack quack quack.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[ArtDrake]

To get to the other line (i.e. the curb) that might or might not, according to whether real space is Euclidian or perspective, intersect at infinity if they were to be extended.

[Chrono]

Quack quack quack.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To slap the duck. Sorry, can't resist.

[ArtDrake]

The Duck then slaps Krono, and spells his name Greekly.

Why must there be cattitude?

[bugfartboy]

Because there are cats.

Why have you revived this thread?

[Chrono]

Because this seems fun, and if I don't post here, I'll feel left out.

Why do people post in this thread called "Ask a Stupid Question" even if they're not stupid?

[ArtDrake]

Because it's good to take a break.

Why is yellow such an awkward color?

[Chrono]

Good answer.

Because we rarely see anyone use yellow since most backgrounds are white. Probably the only exception to this would be the Yellow Pages.

Why do we need to write essays if we wanted to be in the film business, for example?

[bugfartboy]

So they know we are smarticleistic.

¿sıɥʇ ǝʞıl ǝdʎʇ ʇou ʎɥW

[Chrono]

Because I don't know how to, and even if I did, I wouldn't do it because it'll be too time consuming to read/type backwards.

Pourquoi pas parler en français?