Ask a Stupid Question

[Chrono]

Because you're a duckling. No offense, really.

Why are we given the ability to kill?

[HeadShot]

So we can kill (but probally go to jail if the police notice you).

Why do some people not know what 2 plus 2 is?

[Chrono]

Because they don't know what "2" and "plus" mean.

Why do some people alter scenes when making movie adaptations?

[HeadShot]

So they think viewers can yell out with dignity and grace, OH MY GOD!u]

Why eat coconuts?

[Chrono]

Because all the other nuts are too small.

Why eat anyways?

[ArtDrake]

To keep the little gnomes inside happy.

Why not purchase a silly calendar?

[Steelfist]

Because it's silly.

Why not steal a silly calender?

[HeadShot]

Because it would not make sense to have a silly calendar, because it is boring (like what someone said a few posts a go, "Because it is silly").

Why GLOW on your words?

[ArtDrake]

Why not?

[Chrono]

Because it's better to eat your own words.

Why not think up your own questions, Duckling?

[ArtDrake]

Mostly because I hadn't used teletype before.

Why do people fuss over socks being formal or not? Don't look at the socks if you don't want to -- they're there to please my feet, not your eyes.

[Chrono]

Because they're picky and pissed off at something. Don't you do stuff like that when you're really angry?

Why live in the city and endure pollution when you can avoid it?

[ArtDrake]

Because there are job opportunities, and it's either no lungs or no money... which would you choose?

Your money or your life?

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I have a two for one coupon so I'll take my money and some more money.

Why not?

[ArtDrake]

Because... just no.

Wherefore art thou?