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Re: Ask a Stupid Question
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2010, 10:29:47 PM »
Cuz he's not.

Why do people think he's doing a good job?

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« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2010, 10:30:39 PM »
Because some people didn't vote for bush.

Why am I sitting here when I could be doing something productive?
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« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2010, 10:31:35 PM »
Granted. You go to sleep.

I wish this were Corrupt a Wish. Good night. Would someone please guess the planet?

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« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2010, 09:28:04 AM »
It's earth.

Why is it hard for me to think of stupid questions?

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« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2010, 11:00:48 AM »
Because you're not stupid?

Why do people discrimmminate based on melanin count?

Oh wait... that's actually an awesome question.

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« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2010, 03:29:01 PM »
Because they have x-ray vision.

Why do I have to type for you to be able to read?
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« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2010, 04:26:04 PM »
Because the literacy of the world depends on your keyboard.

Why is light so fast?

Offline Duskling

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« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2010, 04:28:04 PM »
Because it drank lots of espresso.

Why does the Earth spin?

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« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2010, 04:29:32 PM »
To make you dizzy.

Why is the sky blue?

Offline ArtDrake

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« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2010, 04:36:26 PM »
Because there aren't enough other blue things.

Why are there 30 ticks in a minute?

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« Reply #25 on: September 06, 2010, 05:09:21 PM »
To make you ask why.

Who is Gen. DEM?

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« Reply #26 on: September 06, 2010, 05:28:43 PM »
God from the machine.

Why must there be work?

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« Reply #27 on: September 06, 2010, 05:29:38 PM »
Because there just is.

Why are there so many "Why?" questions?

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« Reply #28 on: September 06, 2010, 06:51:57 PM »
Because there are so many "Because" answers.

What does yellow smell like?

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« Reply #29 on: September 06, 2010, 07:29:02 PM »
Like yellow. :P

What is the taste of blue?