Fortunately unfortunately

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Here's the deal, there is a story and each person in turn posts a fortunately or an unfortunately one after the other the goal is to keep the story going

Ert and KZ are flying a plane Craig is in first class, The Regulars are in business and Sam the unheard is in coach.

Unfortunately the wing starts smoking.

[bugfartboy]

Fortunately, the landing strip is very close by.

[Duskling]

Unfortunately, there are lions by the landing strip.

(P.S., here's something my brother made up maybe two years ago and I still remember it,

"Some guy gets on a plane, unfortunately, the plane loses control, fortunately, he finds a parachute backpack, unfortunately, there's no parachute, fortunately, there's a haystack he can land on, unfortunately, there's a pitchfork in the haystack, fortunately, he misses the pitchfork, unfortunately, he misses the haystack. :D)

[bugfartboy]

Fortunately they are cardboard cutouts.

[Duskling]

Unfortunately, they are stuffed with explosives.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Fortunately the explosives are celebratory and thus low power.

[bugfartboy]

Unfortunately, the spikes on the landing strip are real and will eat through the landing gear.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Fortunately KZ and ert go and land on a safe landing strip.

[Zackirus]

Unfortunately They forgot Craig on the plane.

[bugfartboy]

Fortunatly, The Craig on the plane is an inflatable and Craig was tucked up inside one if the bags KZ and Ert had withe them. One of the small bags, since he is a contortionist.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

unfortunately, everyone in the airport is a hired assassin, and try to kill us all.

[bugfartboy]

Fortunatly, the real Ert, KZ, and Craig had arrived days before and the ones just arriving were imitators.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

unfortunately, there was a band of hungry ghosts in the hotel where they were staying.

[bugfartboy]

Fortunatly, they all had the necessary supplies to disband the ghosts back to the underworld.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Unfortunately TAFKaBugfartboy was kidnapped, (by the way, nothing that immediately negates what just happened, be creative)