Fortunately unfortunately

[bugfartboy]

Unfortunatly, I get kidnapped and am tortured to reveal the location of The Creator.

[Duskling]

Fortunately, you give me to them as a decoy.

[ArtDrake]

Unfortunately, Duskling has been entrusted with god-like powers. Use them wisely!

[bugfartboy]

Fortunatly, I cam counteract his powers if they get out of hand.

[ArtDrake]

Unfortunately, you're actually not god, and you can't. But at least Duskling has god-like powers.

[bugfartboy]

Fortunatly I have god-like powers to balance Duskie-Poo. And there is no saying soemthingnopposite whatthe previous just said.

[ArtDrake]

Unfortunately, I didn't say anything nopposite, and even more unfortunate, you used that name.

[bugfartboy]

Fortunatly, Duskie-Poo has an iron will, and doesnt give up Craig.

[ArtDrake]

Unofortunately, the terrorist group known as the All American Rejects decides to try and assassinate Craig.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Fortunately they suck.

[bugfartboy]

Umfortunatly, they succeed and we all go into mourning.

[ArtDrake]

Fortunately, Craig hasn't expressed his views on religion, and we can assume that he could be revived using similar methods as those thorugh which I was revived after nonexistent 5th degree burns.

[bugfartboy]

Unfortunatly, we got him to Luca too late.

[ArtDrake]

Fortunately, we just used stem cell research and cryostasis, (the solution to all wounds of any magnitude except for total incineration), and revive him without Luca.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Unfortunately immortal anatomy is different from mortal anatomy.