Park bench

[The Holy namelesskitty]

The object is to make the previous person leave the bench, simply type your actions and words, then the next person repels you or lures you away. If the influence is too weak to leave say so but leave most of the time .

Sits down picks nose and flicks it on random user.

[bugfartboy]

Gets up. Farts. Sits down. Farts again. People run away quickly.

(this needs more rules)

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Not really, sits down places feet on the bug's lap.

[bugfartboy]

Yawns and lays back and starts to snore. Drool gets on Namelesskitties lap.

(this needs more rules. No one is going to be lured away)

[Mopman]

Walks in listening to queen on ipod. Starts sitting at top oh lungs. Sits down.

[bugfartboy]

Rolls over and droops on Mopmans lap, still asleep and snoring.

[Duskling]

Briefly wonders what is happening then demands an explanation.

[bugfartboy]

Wakes up with a start, knocking the Holy Nameless and Mopman off the bench and tells you to read the previous posts. Then goes back to sleep, spread out on the park bench.

[Duskling]

Kicks the lazy Bug off the bench, and proceeds to relax on it after a long day.

[bugfartboy]

I sleep on the ground and smile, dreaming of revenge to be enacted. Then I wake up, go to the nearest hardware store, get a blowtorch and a can of sprayable cologne, then go back to the bench. Then I aim the cologne at the bench, and light the blowtorch and ignite the spray of cologne, effectivly setting the bench, and it's sole occupant alight. This game is kinda wrong. Knobs is going to be lured of the bench. I just burned it. It's a tie.

[Duskling]

Makes the Bug pay for the damages, then makes the Bug pay for his ruined outfit (ash doesn't wash out easy, ya know!).

[bugfartboy]

Constructs a bug sized bench and avoids paying the fines because I'm a bug. I then sit on the bench.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Steps "accidentally" on the bug.

[Mopman]

Walks over after having been to an all you can eat mexican bean buffet. Stomach starts churning incredibly loudly.

[bugfartboy]

You realize that you can't sit on the bench and run away in tears. My thousands of children resurect me from the dead and I return unkillable and keep my bug sized bench.