Park bench

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Luckily I'm still a ghost see KotH and cannot be killed like that and bring ducky back.

[Mopman]

Now im really sure that that is against the rules.

[bugfartboy]

And if it isn't, it should be. You said no superpowers and I count ghostlieness to be a superpower.

[Duskling]

I call Bugfartboy and tell him to stay out of California, as it is 100^oF here. I just felt like taking part in this game.

[bugfartboy]

I go anyway and bring the bench with me. I then slap Duskling for no good reason.

[Duskling]

I then declare war over the bench with the codename: "King of the Bench." :D

[bugfartboy]

Since the name if the game has drastically changed so that it has become very similar to KotH, my wraith powers return to me due to major interdimensional structural weakness tonthe point where realms such as KotH and Park Bench begin to blur. I possess Duskling AMD abolish the war but leave the name. Our Bench!

[Mopman]

I also journey to the dimension of the telepath series and recruit the mechanics, helenites, and all the psys I can find for the newly formed: Bench Defense League. I also establish a longstanding portal to that world and take over the management for the psy academy for a permanent recruiting office. I also recruit characters from several leading videogame series such as metroid, legend of zelda, and mario, for the B.D.L. 

[ArtDrake]

I eat a cheesey bean burrito and turn the bench zone into a gas bomb zone.

[bugfartboy]

I hide my body deep within a secret mound underneath the bench and use Dusklings body to defend it and the bench after cutting his nose off to survive the gas.

[ArtDrake]

Cutting off one's nose does not help one survive smelly gas. In fact, it only makes your olfactory nerves more open to the air, and your sense of smell keener.

[bugfartboy]

But due to the fact that the wraith has no WORKING nose having no body of it's own, it is not affected by the gas.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Then you asphixiate.

[bugfartboy]

Having no knowlege of what that means, my wraith uses mind blast and you accidentally scratch yourself while I pace below summoning my secondary wraith from KotH throughthe weakened interdimensional wall structures to take command of Duskling's body while my primary wraith uses the cut in namelesskitties ghostly self to possess it. I then use namelesskitty to aid in bench defense. My KotH self begins to grow another wraith.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

It means you die from a lack of oxygen.