Again, you have completely and utterly failed to reach the point of the game. This game is about creativity, and not simply brute force. If it were, I would easily beat the snot out of your wimpy pushes, shoves, tazes, punches, and tramplings with an AK-47. But as brute force is not the point, I chose simply to flirt at you until you feel sufficiently awkward to leave. No, seriously, this makes 95% of people feel awkward, and 60% of the 5% that don't feel awkward are gay. Not being homophobic at all, and I am simply reporting honest statistics, and trying to make you feel awkward. If you consider this a long explanation, I would say you have an extremely short attention span, and that you are not suited to this kind of game, which, contrary to your obvious opinion, is NOT KING OF THE HILL.
I am currently sitting on the bench, and do not have control over it, as no one really has control over a park bench, and am simply sitting here until someone gives me incentive to leave this bench OF MY OWN ACCORD. Has that gotten through your braincase?