Park bench

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Then I sit on the back still hurt, and point out my second point, plus I'm still divine prophet, it's just that nobody cares.

[bugfartboy]

And I repoint out my first point. It's narcissist.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

It's a joke, maybe I'm full of holes instead.

Let's get some crossbows and make this here paladin "holy"

I won't change, get back on topic.

[bugfartboy]

I am on topic. While you were arguing your egocentric point, you just walked into a church without realizing it. Nice...

[ArtDrake]

Would you leave the poor cat be? The name isn't egocentric, it's fun; he/she's being facetious, not narcissist.

Meanwhile, I swat you with newspaper until you leave the bench. It's what you do to bugs.

[bugfartboy]

Sadly I'm a genetic strain of cockroach. Yep. I'm a human sized bugboy with the near unkillable ability of a cockroach. Irritated at failing, you leave.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

You can smoosh a cockroach between your thumb and forefinger,I've done it, no get if ir I'll turn on the lights.

[bugfartboy]

Sadly, for you, though I am no mere bug. I am a bug/boy hybrid. Which means I'm person sized, look human, and have the mind of a human. I boot the cat off the bench.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I jump on you you become a squish on the bench.

[pruneman]

I lick the squished bug/fart/boy off the chair. YUM