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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #60 on: April 21, 2011, 02:16:41 PM »
Caveman 1:  What dat?
Caveman 2:  Issa wheel.
Caveman 1:  Issa wheel?
Caveman 2:  Yah.
Caveman 1:  Well, why issa triangle? Most wheels I see are squarish.
Caveman 2:  'Cuz issa new wheel. Issa improvement on da last one.
Caveman 1:  Improvement?
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Caveman 2:  Yah. Issa eliminates one bump.
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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #61 on: April 21, 2011, 02:42:40 PM »
TRUE STORY: We were doing the awards ceremony today. And during the 'Perfect Attendance' awards 4 of the people we're actually at the ceremony !  :D
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #62 on: August 01, 2011, 03:04:44 AM »
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #63 on: August 03, 2011, 12:54:54 PM »
How many magicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
It rather depends on what they're changing it into.

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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #64 on: August 04, 2011, 02:08:52 PM »
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #65 on: July 30, 2012, 04:27:44 PM »
What do you call a Spanish gentlemen sailing in open waters?

Sea seņor.