One-up game

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I'm rich enough to bribe both of you into doing whatever I feel like making you do.

[bugfartboy]

I'm gifted. I can read your mind and use misdirection to get you to think that I'm doing what you want me to do with a bribe.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I'm so ADHD that you run for cover and have to sleep with a night light after reading my thoughts.

[ArtDrake]

Oh yeah? Well I'm already used to trying and failing to process info (YOU try thinking about everything you see, smell, hear, taste, and feel), so I'd be fine. And I have a potato gun.

[TheWanderingShadow]

I have a potato masher. :o

[ArtDrake]

I have a garlic press.

[bugfartboy]

I have a garlic press smasher. And a potato cannon.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I have a refigerator.


YEEEEEAAAAAAHHH

[Duskling]

I have a mini-fridge.

[bugfartboy]

I have a sledgehammer. And keys to Duskling's apartment. Heh heh heh.

[Duskling]

I have a shotgun... and a tipoff that Buggy is coming to whack me. Heh, heh, heh...

[bugfartboy]

Who said I was gonna whack you? I was just after the minifridge. Heh heh heh. I have a forcefield to protect me from said shotgun.

[Duskling]

But does it protect you from said chainsaw?

[bugfartboy]

No. My blue forcefield only works with projectiles. My RED forcefield blocks physical attacks. Heh heh. Try your chainsaw. But I'm not buying you a new one when it breaks.

[Duskling]

What about mental attacks? I'll Mind Blast yo *Donkey!*