to heaven or hell (3)

[bugfartboy]

-4

That makes you very very lazy. Essays and school work help you learn for your future.

31

I drop a nuke down to the center of the earth, throwing off the magnetic field, and the earth gets bombarded by solar wind.

[Steel Ersatz Man]

+5

The very few survivors quickly evolve into a super-race and,since we are a super race, we are all happy and there are no more diseases that can effect us.

Also, with all the world leaders gone, there are no more wars. 

Total: 36

I don't do anything special (e.g. I eat breakfast, I get dressed, I go to school etc.)

[Duskling]

-5

How very boring.

31

I drink a glass of radioactive water.

[bugfartboy]

-3

You get super powers, and we kill you for them. And then you are missed by your bird.

29

I go on a killing spree. For some reason.

[Xemadus Echina]

+5 no more pigeons

total 34

i create a fake identity with fake siblings and enroll them all into an online school

[bugfartboy]

-5

That should be illegal. Oh. Wait. It is. I think.

29

I bring the pigeons back to life and have them haunt all of you.

[Duskling]

-5

ZOMBIE BIRDS!!!

24

I eat a pack of chips.

[bugfartboy]

-4

You get fat. Really fat. So fat you have to get a crane just to lift a foot.

20

I watch The Fairly Odd Parents for 3 hours.

[Duskling]

-5

Your brain just gets that much smaller from seeing the same now-generic plot over and over again.

15

I almost forget to post an action.

[bugfartboy]

-5

That would have ruined the game. That would be bad.

10

I smack Duskie for no good reason.

[Duskling]

-5

That hurt.

5

(The ol' classic game ender) I commit suicide.

[bugfartboy]

+5

We all feel better. A lot better.

10

I mourn Duskie's death.

[Xemadus Echina]

+5 now you can't ruin the game!

15

i resign to the fact that this form is beginning to lose its integrity.

[bugfartboy]

-5

Never give up!

10

I begin the End of this game.

[Cypher]

+5

The End is just the Beginning...

15

I say a nonsensical piece of crap.