Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Deagonx]

Granted, the political discussions calm down, and they sit. But the problem is they are inanimate objects.
More importantly, they are VIRTUAL inanimate objects. So nothing really happened :P




I wish that Jake didnt make me use cupholders.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead he doesn't let you drink anything.

I wish that we could all stop Hanging on by a Thread. (It's an awesome song.)

[Deagonx]

My brother wrote that song.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But people start listening to it. And don't like it anymore.

I wish that you had wished. Without making a paradox.

[Deagonx]

Granted, I wish. But its corrupted, just like your wish. So I dont do it. PARADOX


I wish that I had a dollar.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You had a dollar.

I wish you good luck in finding the dollar you lost!

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Something bad happens.

I wish that something bad wouldn't happen.

[Deagonx]

Granted, the murder of the man who was to start world war 3 doesnt happen. Murder is always bad.

However, world war 3 happens.


I wish that I would survive world war 3, turn into a ghoul, and live a fallout 3 life.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. The cheese you hid bites you.

I wish that the cheese would obey me.

[ArtDrake]

Granted, but you died first. Sorry you couldn't have been grateful for having this one!

I wish for a harpsichord.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You get pie.

I wish that the cheese would bite the duck.

[Deagonx]

Granted, but cheese is soft. And duckling gets some sort of sick twisted pleasure out of it!! O_o




I wish that my can of mountain dew was everlasting, but never overflowed, or went out of the can unless it goes into my mouth.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You drown. Sadly.

I wish that boogies were killed.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. However, you start hearing me complaining a lot because of my wish below.

I wish to be the only dead being.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You are. At a single point in time. So it lasts about a second.

I wish that a fan...