Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Your nose bleeds instead.

I wish for amnesty.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. From now on, you have amnesty from your human rights.

I wish that my dad hadn't just hurt his knee.

[spoiler=Paradoxs]Really that wouldn't cause a paradox. Why? Because if he didn't hurt his knee, I wouldn't be wishing for it, for there would be no need. Therefore, the timeline in which I wished would cease to exist.[/spoiler]

[ArtDrake]

Or you might have just wished it anyway. I wish my cat Lucy hadn't just died. But she hadn't already died, see? But that wish could have been what prevented her death in an alternated timeline where she did die, and I went back in time... you see?

I wish for a corrupt Board of Genies to replace this one.

[Deagonx]

Granted, but since this is corrupt a wish foundation the genies are not corrupt. Ruining this game foerm now on.


I wish I had a better taste in women.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But they don't like you.

I wish for ish.

[ArtDrake]

Ish granted. It's probably in the toilet bowl.

Me: I wish for better taste in friends.

Cannibal: I wish for better-tastin' friends.

[bugfartboy]

@Cannibal: Granted. It's Demon Duck. :P :D

I wish that Demon Duck would survive the cannibal.

[Deagonx]

Granted, he survives. Though he lost 2 of his legs and his right arm.



I wish for a time machine!

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You replace two of my three legs with future bionic technology, and replace my right arm with a wooden pole and a hook. Really nice of you, eh?

I wish for Deagonx to shut the heck up about his girlfriend. I've freaking had enough!

[Deagonx]

Granted, you now have a replacement. Though the arm is a three-timing whore and attaches itself to two other guys.


I wish for my friend Jacob to give me a mountain dew voltage.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But it's empty.

I wish DeagonX would try to cheer up, though difficult it may be.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. He cheers up, and manages to mope about his girlfriend at the same time.

I wish that deagonx and I didn't have this beef. And I'm not referring to a dead cow.

[Ertxiem]

Who is talking about me???
Humpfffff. Eating beef, are you???

Wish granted. However the beef is still alive and bites you.

I wish I could fly. (A dead cow flying, that was something worthy to see!)

[Deagonx]

Granted, you finally realize I am totally right and submit to my relatively-holy awesomeness.

I bet you dont like that resolution  :D  :D  :D




I wish for a non poisonous, non harmful, full can of mountain dew voltage. That I can taste, and that tastes like mountain dew voltage normally does.

[bugfartboy]

@Duck: Granted. And now you ARE referring to a dead cow. Ert bans you for bringing him into it.

@Ert: Granted. You get mistaken for a very large (And I mean VERY VERY large) bird. You fall, but being already dead, you merely get intense and unending agony. Ouch.

@DeagonX: Granted. It's water.

(That's like the third time someone beat me to it in one post!)

I wish that we could all just cool off and let the political discussions sit for a while.