What would you do?

[bugfartboy]

Smile and congratulate you because you are partially right.

What would you do if I were a crazy man living in a chocolate factory who invited 5 kids to tour my factory and one of them was named Charlie Bucket?

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Think you were Willy Wonka.

What would you do if I said that it was against your religion to smack Duckling, ie all that turn the other cheek business.

[bugfartboy]

Smack you. A good deal of the US military are Christian.

What would you do if I were Willie Wonka?

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Sit in my comfy chair and continue to post.

What would you say if I tried to reconcile your religious views and Ducklings Nahillist views with my atheistic existentialist views?

[bugfartboy]

Wonder what the heck you meant in your last post.

What would you do if I were under your bed?

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Wonder how you could fit in with all those drawers.

What who'd you do if I told you that my gender?

[bugfartboy]

Be thankful and leave you alone about it.

What would you do if I were a 20 year old?

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Be surprised at all the original grammatical errors in your story (no offense).

What would you do if you took offense?

[ArtDrake]

Be offended.

What would you do if a giraffe's neck was long because he stretched it all day? (LeMarc, not Matt LeBlanc)

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Hate you for not posting that in the proper place, ie the topic I made in the politics section.

[ArtDrake]

TAZER THE CAT.

What do you mean? I didn't mean for this to be a theology thing. If it were, there are several tribal mythologies that back me up on this.

Anyway, what would you do if it were?

[The Holy namelesskitty]

What were?

What would you do if I was stalking you.

[ArtDrake]

Exactly.

What would you do if you had to play Horror Simulator. Over. And Over. And over??

[Duskling]

Probably lose my mind.

What would you do if you found out that I was Synderion?

[bugfartboy]

Wonder what that is.

What would you do if I was a total loser?