What would you do?

[ArtDrake]

Get an AK47.

What would you do if light ceased to exist because And God said "Let there NOT be fields, an electrical field and a magnetic field." And there weren't fields, and it was good. And God said "Let the electrical and magnetic fields have zero divergence. And let the curl of the electrical field be the negative of the change of the magnetic field with respect to time." And it wasn't so. And God said "Let the curl of the magnetic field be the product of the permittivity and permeability of the void with the change of the electrical field with respect to time." And, lo, there wouldn't have been light.

[bugfartboy]

Say,"You just said there was a God!!!"

What would you do if I could stop time?

[ArtDrake]

Watch you be frozen like a statue as the rest of us carried on in our day.

What would you do if I had been referring to GOD the semi-spammer?

[bugfartboy]

Smack you.

What would you do if I tazered you unfairly?

[ArtDrake]

Dodge the taze. They're very easy to dodge.

What would you do if you were forbidden to smack someone just because you didn't agree with them and/or they had a better point?

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Kick your shins into oblivion.

What would you do?

[ArtDrake]

I would.

What would you do if it turned out Satanism with all the destroying was the one true way?

[bugfartboy]

TAZER!

What would you do if I was superman minus the weakness to Kryptonite?

[ArtDrake]

Be sure you were the illegitimate son of God and a poledancer, and convince God to strike you down as an abomination.

(I still don't believe, but I honestly do think that Superman is a demigod. I mean, he flies, he's invulnerable, he was super strength, X-ray and laser vision; what more could you want?)

[Steelfist]

Telekinesis?

What would you do if you were trapped in a padded room?

[ArtDrake]

Act like a normal person for the 72-hour observation period.

What would you do if a person called you a jackass?

[Steel Ersatz Man]

Ignore them and walk away like a sensible person.

What would you do if Craig decided to stop making TSOG!  :o

[ArtDrake]

Play Creeper Training Sim for hours until I felt better.

What would you do if Ragnarok was coming?

[bugfartboy]

Gulp.

What would you do if you were a farting bugboy?

[ArtDrake]

Change my religious, political, and social views.

What would you do if we had another argument?