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Granted.

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Granted. Your computer files are now corrupted.

I wish the monkey's paw (an infamous fictional wish corrupter, for those of you who don't know) never existed.

Granted, but a black hole appears and decides not to leave any of us alone. Game over.

I wish such a thing will never happen though.

Remembrance

Shadoroq is banned for banning me 5 days late.

Granted. You remind yourself instead.

I wish I didn't have senioritis and a senior project coming my way at the same time.

Shark Tale

Sermon

Casino

Granted. But you don't have any weapons.

I wish I didn't overdo it while "arguing" with Deagonx.

Temperature

Russian!

Granted. Everyone else has more than you.

I wish I didn't miss anything.

Good Friday

Granted. The bugs are replaced by shadowlings.

I wish I could seriously stop making such lame jokes.