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orangutan

wish granted, the genie thinks your handsome and kidnaps you your now its slave for the rest of time

I wish my dog didn't wake me up at 5 in the morning to take him out.

wish granted, you get payed a hay penny.

I wish I could go to the beach.

lymphoma

universe

hysterical

wish granted, you get captured and put in a zoo

I wish I knew how to speak Japanese

war

Wish granted, since you turn 18 they kick you out and now your homeless.

I wish my sleeping pattern was normal

lyric

recruit

deacidification

Wish granted, they don't let you join in.

I wish I could sleep for 3 years straight.

Nepotism