Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[hellboy222]

wish granted, you get captured and put in a zoo

I wish I knew how to speak Japanese

[Zhampir]

Wish granted, it becomes a dead language so you have nobody to talk to.

I wish my wishes didn't end up in me dying all the time.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. Now you just suffer in pain to the end of the time.

I wish i wasn't in the zoo.

[cyso]

Wish granted. You get stolen from the zoo, killed, stuffed, and mounted on a wall.
I wish I were good at this game!

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. Your good at making wishes, which turn out very bad.

I wish I wasn't stuffed and stuff...

[cyso]

Wish granted. The wall that you're mounted on gets struck by lightning and catches on fire. Now you're not stuffed, just incinerated.
I wish we could go three wishes with someone getting killed.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. It's you who dies.

I wish that yogc would revive me.

[cyso]

Wish granted. I manage to revive you and put you in a new body, but I end up dying before I can completely finish it, so you spend the rest of your life treated like a freak.
I wish a new demo for TSoG would come out.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. The demo's actionscript is not yet ready, so the gameplay sucks. You start to hate the game.

I wish for the eternal.

[cyso]

Wish granted. First you get eternal life, then you get eternal torture.
I wish for a paycheck.

[hellboy222]

wish granted, you get payed a hay penny.

I wish I could go to the beach.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. You can. The beach is frozen tho.

I wish for something that is no painful or deadly.

[CraigStern]

You are publicly humiliated in front of someone you're interested in romantically.

I wish for a genie that would independently grant my wishes in uncorrupted form.

[hellboy222]

wish granted, the genie thinks your handsome and kidnaps you your now its slave for the rest of time

I wish my dog didn't wake me up at 5 in the morning to take him out.

[cyso]

Wish granted, now he wakes you up at 4.
I wish more people would play the game.