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Started by The Holy namelesskitty, July 16, 2011, 11:22:31 PM

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The Holy namelesskitty

You have one line to silence a room, do your best.

We'll start out with a scenario (wedding, child's birthday party etc.) and the next poster stops the conversation and gives a new scenario.

EXAMPLE:

negotiating with the mob

Smartyfarts-

Godfather, I hardly know you screw you and you're whole operation.

Son/daughter saves your life.

Moesiris-

What a wonderful accident you ended up as.

Wedding

Not example anymore.

Scenario: late for wedding.
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



Steelfist

You know, I'm the father, not him. *Point to the groom*

You are a hostage of a group of heavily armed bank robbers. Police surround the bank.

Correct?

ArtDrake

Did I tell you guys that I'm in the SAS? And that, right now, I'm waiting for a reason not to kill all of you without even coming near you?

Situation: Been playing Halon 6:PkIR (it's a bit like Halo) for nine hours straight, multiplayer with your friend next door.

The Holy namelesskitty

Hey there's this cheat code that got like fifty people banned for life. Wanna see it?

Situation: charity fair.
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic