mock the pheonix

[torugo]

todays heat level
duskling level 10
ersats man level 10
rainen level 10
god level 4
madness412 level 6
algebra15 level 8
mikew781 level 9
im going to try to come up with new heat levels since some people have already made it to ten

[Bromtaghon]

todays heat level
duskling level 10
ersats man level 10
rainen level 10
god level 4
madness412 level 6
algebra15 level 8
mikew781 level 9
im going to try to come up with new heat levels since some people have already made it to ten

You forgot me.

Can I get you a glass of water?

[MikeW781]

Seriously, that orange pigeon couldn't even make a good hand warmer.

[Duskling]

Does it burn when it poops on your shoulder?

[torugo]

todays heat level
duskling level 10
ersats man level 10
rainen level 10
god level 4
madness412 level 6
algebra15 level 8
mikew781 level 9
im going to try to come up with new heat levels since some people have already made it to ten

You forgot me.

Can I get you a glass of water?

sorry about that.ill include you in tomorrows.

[Bromtaghon]

You look thirsty.

[Steel Ersatz Man]

Is it cold in here? I wish there was some kind of fiery bird-type thing that could warm us up.

[torugo]

daily heat levels sorry for being late.
duskling level 15
ersatz man level 12
rainen level 9
god level 3
madness412 level 5
algebra15 level 7
mikew781 level 13
bromtaghon level 13

[Duskling]

If he breathes fire, does he pee nitrogen?

[MikeW781]

This little seagull just got hit by an oil spill, then passed to close to a campfire. Poor thing, now people think hes a phoenix

[algebra15]

Tell that robin to Stop, Drop, and  ROLL.

[Steel Ersatz Man]

Ginge!

(I really don't have anything against Gingers.)

[Duskling]

No pets/mini ovens allowed on premesis!

[Zhampir]

Ah perfect! Everlasting-self roasting- premium grade chicken for sale $200.00! Get em while they're hot!

[Duskling]

Butt scratcher! Butt- ok then. Butt cooler! Butt cooler, anyone?