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Started by Bromtaghon, July 02, 2010, 01:15:24 AM

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Hammer? What hammer? I didn't see a hammer.


Sorry, icicle. But do ya get the joke??




The soup didn't taste too good after he poured his soda in, 'cause too many cokes spoils the broth.



It's a common expression.

The farmer didn't give any serious pause to think about why the number of tubers he possessed equaled 1 + 1 + 1/2! + 1/3! + ..., unlike most of those has e taters.

Idozen Cair

1. That panda eats shoots and leaves.

2. That panda eats, shoots, and leaves.

Notice the difference?
I doesn't care, do I?


No matter what happens, always remember: you are unique... just like everyone else. :)


An Algebra teacher looks up from her desk to see a student beating their assignment with a bat. He wanted to make his grades sore.


Why did the student store his paper in a bag of grass? He wanted to make his grades high.

When life gives you apple, return with a push.
And yet some more!

What did one shadowling say to the loser other? "Dude. Get a light."


Bill Clinton's VP is sitting at his desk, doing a math problem. Clinton notices that the pencil the man is holding, as he writes, is scratching out a funky beat on the piece of paper.

Clinton asks, "What 'cha doing, Al?"

and the Vice President replies, "Well, I'm coming up with an AlGoreRhythm."


Three tough guys are sitting on a wall.
The fist asks the second: "How much is 2 + 2 ?"
The second thinks for a while and replies: "5"
The first guy pulls his gun and kills the second guy.
The third guy, a bit scared, asks: "Why did you kill him?"
The first guy answers: "He knew too much."

Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.


Yours, I don't get.

VENUSIAN:Hey, Mister! Know any Martians?
EARTHLING:No... why?
VENUSIAN:That's strange. I've done a study on thy culture, and I find all sorts of references to them.
EARTHLING:Yeah? Like what?
VENUSIAN:Well, there's that song your God-worshipping fighters sing. I believe it's called: "Battle Hymn of the Republic."
EARTHLING:Really? I don't remember any Martians in that song...
VENUSIAN:Well, there's the chorus; it goes, "Glory, glory hallelujah, Glory, glory hallelujah, Glory, glory hallelujah --"
EARTHLING:Yeah? I'm not seeing the Martians.
VENUSIAN:"-- as we go Martian on..."


There is something with dashes under...
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.


Still not getting it, and I don't see the dashes. Also, why are they sitting in a wall?


Hoover the mouse over "too much" in the last line.
[spoiler]And if you don't get it, think about the question in the first line.
2+2=4, so answering 5 is too much.
And when you think about illegal activities, sometimes somebody dies because he knew too much.[/spoiler]

Typo. I guess they should be "on a wall", since being "in a wall" might be a bit unhealthy!
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.