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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #30 on: October 11, 2010, 05:27:20 AM »
Hammer? What hammer? I didn't see a hammer.

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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #31 on: October 11, 2010, 08:10:19 AM »
Sorry, icicle. But do ya get the joke??

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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #32 on: October 11, 2010, 05:04:18 PM »
Nope. Not really. :P

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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #33 on: October 11, 2010, 07:36:37 PM »
GAHHH!!!!!! HUMANS!

The soup didn't taste too good after he poured his soda in, 'cause too many cokes spoils the broth.

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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #34 on: October 11, 2010, 07:37:49 PM »
All I can say is "Wha?"

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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #35 on: October 11, 2010, 07:56:26 PM »
It's a common expression.

The farmer didn't give any serious pause to think about why the number of tubers he possessed equaled 1 + 1 + 1/2! + 1/3! + ..., unlike most of those has e taters.

Offline Idozen Cair

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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #36 on: December 07, 2010, 07:44:47 AM »
1. That panda eats shoots and leaves.

2. That panda eats, shoots, and leaves.

Notice the difference?
I doesn't care, do I?

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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #37 on: January 20, 2011, 11:57:00 PM »
No matter what happens, always remember: you are unique... just like everyone else. :)

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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #38 on: March 22, 2011, 08:09:03 PM »
An Algebra teacher looks up from her desk to see a student beating their assignment with a bat. He wanted to make his grades sore.

More!!!

Why did the student store his paper in a bag of grass? He wanted to make his grades high.

When life gives you apple, return with a push.
And yet some more!

What did one shadowling say to the loser other? "Dude. Get a light."
« Last Edit: March 22, 2011, 10:27:18 PM by Bugfartboy »

Offline ArtDrake

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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #39 on: March 24, 2011, 05:41:29 PM »
Bill Clinton's VP is sitting at his desk, doing a math problem. Clinton notices that the pencil the man is holding, as he writes, is scratching out a funky beat on the piece of paper.

Clinton asks, "What 'cha doing, Al?"

and the Vice President replies, "Well, I'm coming up with an AlGoreRhythm."

Offline Ertxiem

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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #40 on: April 06, 2011, 03:31:09 PM »
Three tough guys are sitting on a wall.
The fist asks the second: "How much is 2 + 2 ?"
The second thinks for a while and replies: "5"
The first guy pulls his gun and kills the second guy.
The third guy, a bit scared, asks: "Why did you kill him?"
The first guy answers: "He knew too much."

« Last Edit: April 06, 2011, 05:16:11 PM by Ertxiem »
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

Offline ArtDrake

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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #41 on: April 06, 2011, 04:00:06 PM »
Yours, I don't get.

VENUSIAN:Hey, Mister! Know any Martians?
EARTHLING:No... why?
VENUSIAN:That's strange. I've done a study on thy culture, and I find all sorts of references to them.
EARTHLING:Yeah? Like what?
VENUSIAN:Well, there's that song your God-worshipping fighters sing. I believe it's called: "Battle Hymn of the Republic."
EARTHLING:Really? I don't remember any Martians in that song...
VENUSIAN:Well, there's the chorus; it goes, "Glory, glory hallelujah, Glory, glory hallelujah, Glory, glory hallelujah --"
EARTHLING:Yeah? I'm not seeing the Martians.
VENUSIAN:"-- as we go Martian on..."

Offline Ertxiem

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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #42 on: April 06, 2011, 04:36:15 PM »
There is something with dashes under...
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

Offline ArtDrake

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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #43 on: April 06, 2011, 04:40:47 PM »
Still not getting it, and I don't see the dashes. Also, why are they sitting in a wall?

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Re: No Pun Intended
« Reply #44 on: April 06, 2011, 04:57:32 PM »
Hoover the mouse over "too much" in the last line.
[spoiler]And if you don't get it, think about the question in the first line.
2+2=4, so answering 5 is too much.
And when you think about illegal activities, sometimes somebody dies because he knew too much.[/spoiler]

Typo. I guess they should be "on a wall", since being "in a wall" might be a bit unhealthy!
« Last Edit: April 06, 2011, 05:05:54 PM by Ertxiem »
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.