Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, it lands on you and then oompa loompas sing ding dong the witch is dead.

I wish for presentiment not to become craig.

[Cypher]

He becomes KZ instead, and bans Craig.

I wish for some Guarana to spurt out of my hand and into my mouth.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted it turns out that guanara is bat diarreah.

I wish for a stingray.

[Cypher]

You kill it, eat it, and become one yourself.

I wish a got a massage.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted a bear gives it to you and it becomes a maulsage.

I wish

[Cypher]

Granted, but corrupted.

I wish for a wishy fish fishy wish.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, it eats you, yes they do that.

I wish that I was rich.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But only in your dreams.

I wish I had been on when KZ posted.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

granted, but I still beat you to the post.

I wish for the prank to work and quick.

[Cypher]

It works. On you.

I wish for Craig and KZ to come back.

[bugfartboy]

Granted, they come back, see the chaos that has been created and leave forever.

I wish they never came back.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted the forums fall into disrepair and are flooded with rule breakers

[bugfartboy]

TAZER THE KITTY!!!

I wish I would stop posting in this thread.

[Duskling]

Granted, but you are addicted, so you come back and are tazered.

Duskling wishes for a painting.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You hate it.

I wish for Legos