Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. It's no more bots, but real people posting them EVERYWHERE in the forums.

I wish for a sample

[Mopman]

Wish granted. Its a sample of C4 (a.k.a. plastic explosive) and it blows up.

I wish I had a dog.

[hellboy222]

wish granted, it's bigger than your house and has decided you are the bathroom

I wish I didn't have to farm gold to beat trpg2 again.

(I know you can legally mod oblivion but I couldn't think of something better.)

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. The game is already beaten up, so you don't have to do anything to beat it up again.

I wish for something funny, that will make me happy too.

[cyso]

Wish granted. It's so funny, you laugh so hard and so much you suffocate.
I wish I had a Mac Book Air.

[Zhampir]

Wish Granted, it's broken.
I wish I had more pop.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. You get more pop, but start hating it the moment you get some.

[hellboy222]

(whats your wish?)

[Kaseke]

(sooory~ happened all the time in the old forums. Usually the one posting after the one who didn't post a wish got to be the "genie" who makes the wish for the one who didn't make one, which will be something really bad)

I wish for the genie to make a wish for me.

[cyso]

Wish granted. However, the first wish you ask the genie gets corrupted, and you end up dead.
I wish I had a fully operational indestructible Mac book air.

[Mopman]

It destroys you.

I wish that we all had pie.

[Zhampir]

Wish Granted, we all through our whipped-cream pies at you.

I wish I knew why mass increases as it approaches the speed of light.

[hellboy222]

wish granted, your head explodes from too much knowledge.

I wish my dogs farts didn't smell.

[cyso]

Wish granted. Instead of your dogs fart smelling, your fart smells twice as bad.
I wish I had a F-15. (if you don't know what it is, look it up)

[Kaseke]

wish granted. It transforms into a giant robot and kills you.

I wish for something to wish for.