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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2295 on: July 16, 2011, 07:28:17 AM »
Granted, your shirt is now too sexy for you, which achieves the same end.

I wish for endless delusory strawberry fields.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2296 on: July 16, 2011, 04:29:36 PM »
Granted, you go to strawberry fields. Except it isn't as wonderful as you would have hoped, because unlike the beatles you aren't on drugs.



I wish my headache would go away, without causing more pain.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2297 on: July 16, 2011, 04:30:55 PM »
Your headache goes away, but so does your head.
I wish my homework would complete itself.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2298 on: July 16, 2011, 08:56:21 PM »
Granted your homework goes on a spiritual journey of self fulfillment into the himalaya mountains, unfortunately it is gone when you need to turn it in.

I wish to be a walrus after going through a state of life known as eggmanhood.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2299 on: July 17, 2011, 04:37:20 AM »
Granted, but the beatles capture you for their music videos.




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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2300 on: July 17, 2011, 08:42:30 AM »
Granted, you find out... Through experience.

I wish for a person of little intelligence upon a natural protruding land form which is not as large as a mountain.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2301 on: July 18, 2011, 01:04:42 AM »
Granted, you get duckling on a natural protruding land form.



I wish lucy was in the sky with sapphires, not diamonds.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2302 on: July 18, 2011, 06:38:42 AM »
granted, you have ruined a classic song, the arts community ostracizes you.

I wish for happiness to be measured out in miles.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2303 on: July 18, 2011, 06:49:19 AM »
Granted, you now must walk 1 mile to be happy for 1 minute.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2304 on: July 18, 2011, 11:29:26 AM »
Granted. TAZE.

I wish people wouldn't do that.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2305 on: July 18, 2011, 01:19:50 PM »
Granted. People never play the game again, thus preventing them from doing it again.
I wish I could be happy for one day if I walked one foot.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2306 on: July 18, 2011, 03:01:22 PM »
Granted. I chop off your foot, and you're very happy the day it grows back.

I wish for all cats to be as cute as my cat.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2307 on: July 18, 2011, 05:19:21 PM »
Granted. Your cat gets run over by and 18 wheeler, and the a tractor runs over what's left for good measure. Now, you cat is a disgusting looking splat on the road and all other cats look as "cute" as it.
I wish I wasn't so gory. Must have something to do with my foot getting cut off.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2308 on: July 18, 2011, 06:12:45 PM »
Granted, now you aren't so gory. But your train of thought is.



I wish I would always remember to post a wish
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2309 on: July 18, 2011, 06:39:51 PM »
granted, why are you posting wishes in all of the threads?

I wish for even more Harry Potter
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